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The very first X-Men movie ever, X-Men does a decent job of world building and having a large cast of characters without any of them feeling static or shoed in. Hugh Jackman as Wolverine and Ian McKellen as Magneto are easily the best parts of the film. The only critiques of the movie I have are its choreography for fighting, which isnt the best and ties into my second point, which is that this movie hasn't aged the best, mainly with there fight choreography but also with the story, which can be slightly ridiculous along with the movie not having a strong central character to gather around. Still though an enjoyable movie that helped kickstart the X-Men franchise and put Hugh Jackman in his most iconic role

Overall a good movie in the start of the brand new Tom Holland Spider-Man trilogy. Only critiques of the movie is that its more or less a formulaic marvel movie, and the lesson they learn at the end is friendship. Also I didn't necessarily like the lack of Spider-Man mythos/characters with most of it being substituted for showing other Marvel characters and introducing new ones and concepts. Still though they did good with what they had such as Jean Grey being a great villain.

The 6th and final installment of the Rocky franchise (and probably the influence for Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul), Rocky Balboa keeps things simple and doesn't try to be big or flashy like Rocky 5. It realizes that Rocky at its core has always been about fighting and delivers that along with insights on old characters and Rockys simple life he has chosen. Overall a great way to end a franchise, and while it may seem a bit quieter compared to the franchise, I think that’s exactly how an aging Rockys story should end

5th Installment of the Rocky franchise. Rocky 5 is extremely inconsistent in its themes of violence and self-worth, along with its family values (and Rockys son being 5 years older than he should be) and just creating problems out of thin air. Rocky 5 wastes its best new character Tommy Gun for Rocky's son, when in reality he literally could have had both instead of choosing one over the other. And for a boxing franchise that end scene was just the worst. Only good thing about the movie was the Tommy Gun montage. It's a good thing that this didn't end up being the last Rocky movie because that would've sucked. Overall, a disappointing entry with terrible execution of an injured Rocky storyline and a complete waste of the brightest character the franchise had in a while.

Christopher Nolans take on Homers epic The Odyssey, and as a whole it was done phenomenal. Everyone did a good job and the modern development of Odysseus was great and made him a lot better. All the action scenes were cool and the pacing was good too. The only thing I was slightly disappointed about was just the changing of the cyclops scene but in the grand scheme of the movie its small. Overall amazing movie and another banger from Nolan

Detective Pikachu frickin died

The fourth installment of the Rocky franchise. Honestly I don't really know where to go in this review because, to be honest, there isn't a whole lot of substance in this movie compared to the others. Sure it was fun and all seeing Rocky and Drago fight along with three whole montages (definitely a record), but the downsizing and watering down that had to take place to earn that fun wasn't all that worth it. Rocky, who has learned to overcome the distance, be human, care for his family and friends and most importantly in Rocky 3, learned to get his hunger, will, and drive back , is reduced to an unstoppable American warrior. Not to say that the politics in the movie was terrible, no I didnt really have too much of a problem with it, it just made Rockys character into a spectacle to counter Drago, who at the end of the day is just gonna go down as "The Biggest/Hardest Fighter Rocky ever had to face". While yes most Rocky villains outside of Apollo don't have to much of a character/impact, Drago will probably have the least emotional impact in the franchise, in my opinion. Speaking of Apollo, that is one of the things I did enjoy about the movie, that I'm surprised didn't get applied to Rocky was the introduction of the "Warrior Mentality" and the sudden downfall of Apollo Creed. Easily the best part of the movie, with Apollo being convinced he still needs to prove that he is a winner to himself, despite being retired for five years, ultimately leading to his death. I could go on much longer about why its important and why I like it so much but I will leave it simply as the best part of the movie. Overall Rocky 4 is still fun but sadly sacrifices its realism for 80's spectacle

The third installment in the Rocky franchise, Rocky 3 manages to move the story forward and hits Rocky and the franchise with some much needed reality. The decision for the story to make Rocky lose and become soft was a smart choice, even if it was uncomfortable along with Mickey dying. Clubber Lang was a great opponent and Apollo Creed becoming friends with Rocky was nice too. Overall a great redemption story and a great development for the franchise

Amazing movie with great world building and memorable moments. Donnie Darko is a one of a kind movie that everyone should see once. About a teen who survives a plane crash, he is then confronted with an other worldly Rabbit warning him about the end of the world. I love its atmosphere along with the character arc of Donnie and the ending is just the best in my opinion. Must see movie, watch as soon as possible

A24's Backrooms movies, directed by the maker of the YouTube series, Kane Parsons, Backrooms is probably the safest "horror/thriller" movie ever. It has a predicable story despite its concept and has pretty boring characters. My biggest criticism is probably the lead switch halfway through the movie. While Chitwell Ejiofor's character Clark isn't the best, the therapist is a wholly worse person to switch too, and we never got a completion of Clarks story. Plus the lack of threats throughout the movie was frustrating or lack of true exploration made the movie a tad boring because, if I'm being honest, the backrooms themself seemed like a very boring place. At least thats what the movie made it seem like. However I did like the segment where they explore with that old camera, it was very reminiscent of the old creepy pasta backroom videos. Ultimately, very safe and very forgettable, and the ending just made it seem like the whole movie was just a very long intro for a potential sequel, if they ever make one

Here on the right you can see The Amazing Digital Circus, a show for prepubescent adolescents with self diagnosed depression that just got unrestricted access to the internet and found out what the Ukraine Russian war is making them think this show is all deep and mature. It’s not. It sucks. And that’s all I’m gonna put it at

Can we go back to actually putting in time and effort into our reviews instead of just clip farming to get a reaction

Having never played a Telltale game before, or never seeing or reading any material for The Walking Dead, I'm not quite sure why I decided to download this game when I saw it on my Xbox. But I will say it did not disappoint. The game's story, which is about surviving a zombie apocalypse and all the characters individual stories are great and the gameplay itself, choosing between dialogues, or actions, to say or do to others is very interesting. My only criticism about the game would be the false advertising that is said at the beginning at each episode, which is "This game is tailored to your decisions and have a impact on the story" or something like that. While the decisions do have a impact, its not true that the game tailors to your decisions. Everything is fixed in the game. Yeah it might be a small thing but it just irked me every time I saw it. But overall a great game and I would recommend

Me and da tuff bois

This movie a very nice

Charming ride thats full of surprises and is long enough for the wait

Big monkey

This is actually the best rollercoaster at universal, I would recommend more than stardust

Classic

Pretty wet

Lost Media

Pacing sequence of a YouTube short

The sequel to The Super Mario Bros movie, and while the first movie had good world building with a good plot despite its short runtime, Galaxy is somehow longer, yet feels like it only took 30 min to watch. And not in a good way. The plot moves really fast and because of this there is virtually no stakes. Lots of dull and empty references too and the addition of new characters like Yoshi, Rosalina and Fox add nothing to the movie. There’s a lot to bash on in the movie if you really hated it, but unlike the others I gave it a 45. That’s because I did still like and enjoy it to a point, just mostly because it’s mario and also the action parts were good. Bowser Jr was a good character too, even if he was underutilized and sidelined so he could be a duo with his father. Peach’s backstory, while unnecessary does give at least a refreshing pause in the movie and also Rosalina had ALL OF US in a chokehold. Other than that the movie could honestly be watched with no dialogue and be understood still. Like I said earlier there’s probably a lot more I could criticize but I don’t want to bash on the movie anymore. Also reading this review is probably as chaotic as the movie is so that’s why I’m just gonna stop

Not as good as transformers and the ride is a bit janky but I did like how it was 90s themed spider man

Can hurt your head a bit but it’s pretty intense so it’s worth it

Way to reliant on 3D not enough coaster

Nice quiet and atmospheric

Great game and great atmosphere, it’s just too bad both were fighting for my attention the entire time, which made them contradict each other

Super short and the turning didn’t even work

Best rollercoaster at Universal

While it may be similar to Harry Potters simulation, Monsters does better due to its usage of animatronics, attempts at jumpscares (showing adherence to source material) and just its chaos in better. And the ride itself was way less janky

One of the best simulations at the park. Genuinely funny jokes and a create waiting area, the ride knows its boundaries and limits too. Can’t wait to tell Jimmy we rode him when Braga stars on the tonight show

L setup. You just sit on a bus and it shakes. But the 3d wasn’t bad and seeing the fast characters do dumb stuff is in the spirit of the franchise. But I do feel bad for the workers though

It was funny when focusing on its own brand of humor. Other than that you basically just watched a short film

Baby coaster

Not bad for a simulation. I liked how they actually had seat movements instead of you just looking at a screen, even if it can be a bit janky. The attempt at a story was kinda funny in a stupid way, and the speed running of hogwarts and its locations and people wasn’t the best. Still it was fun since it was a simulation ride that actually tried

Project Hail Mary is ok at best. Really if I had to shorten this review I would say it’s pretty similar to other space movies trying to copy Interstellar. My main criticism is it’s run time (it does not deserve to be this long) and the lack of creativity with Rocky and his species and culture. While it’s fine they ended up working together, Rocky is basically a human that’s a rock, which isn’t very alien of him. Also the backstory flashbacks timings weren’t always the best either. But it’s still enjoyable. I just don’t think its existence was justified

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In my opinion the 3 things that should be a make or break for a movie is either the hero, the villain or the plot. And Hoppers broke the hero for me, which is why the movie is rated so low. Mabel is just such an annoying character who literally doesn’t change throughout the movie at all. Her anger issues don’t get solved, her problems with authority or her trying to control everything. She just makes the movie’s message be, if you annoy everyone enough eventually you will get your way, instead of something more deeper like other Pixar movies have been. As for the rest of the movie, once you get past that the plot is just absolutely ridiculous, it’s ok. I do say though I wish they hadn’t tried to do so much serious world and character building just to throw it out in the second half when the queen bug got squished. But if it wasn’t that then I would have been able to let go and stop taking it seriously and realize it’s just a dumb movie. But overall I mainly dislike it for Mabel, every other critique comes secondary

Funny cpc play (though it did rely a lot on freak jokes) and a good message at the end. Everyone did a good job acting, especially Jude and Shane with their performances. My only critique of the show is that the middle part of the 3rd act with the Duchess was a pretty dry part of the show. But overall a good show

https://youtu.be/32iCWzpDpKs?si=bQALGBYsezLCP5Nh

There should be negative numbers just for this reason. In fact even reviewing him is too much generosity on my behalf, but since 0 is the lowest I can give him thats what I'll give

City boy thinks he can give music advice

https://youtu.be/8DqGgIgx4KU?si=TGB3MB8QBSWy1z2O

Idk

Vicinity of obesity

Your name is Burger!?

The og mogger

The 3rd Sean Connery James Bond movie, Goldfinger is everything I expected a 1960s James Bond movie to be back when I first watched Dr. No. A villain with big crazy plans with Bonds charisma saving the day. Unlike From Russia With Love, Goldfinger is a tight well paced movie without too much fluff and unnecessary action/sex appeal. I also liked how they took the liberty of having the ending be such a close shave, it really kept the excitement up. The only thing I didn’t like was who names a character Pussy Galore. And when you have sex with Bond do you like fall under his spell? Still good movie overall

The 3rd Daniel Craig James Bond movie and the sequel to Quantum Of Solace, James Bond is officially back with Skyfall. We can all agree that Quantum Of Solace was a very shaky film to say the least. Skyfall instead comes with a serious and grounded plot that actually feels and does affect Bonds future. With such an intriguing opening and an unhinged yet understandable villain, Skyfall brings the franchise back to the standard Casino Royale set. I really can’t find anything too wrong with the film. Great action sequences, great performances especially from Javier Bardem and an insight into Bonds past really elevates the movie. Also Adele’s soundtrack slaps.

The second Sean Connery James Bond movie and the sequel to Dr. No, From Russia With Love expands heavily upon the James Bond formula, moving from slow burn to exposition and action. However with this comes a lot of unnecessary weight to the movie. Namely everything in between Bondd arrival in Istanbul up to Tania’s physical introduction. It’s not that it’s bad (except for the stupid gypsy dance) but in a 2 hour movie that doesn’t pick the story up till the second half it feels very unnecessary in hindsight. Now if the movie was shorter but still had this I think it would be fine. But instead it decides to have most of the plot take place towards the end of the middle and the have a ridiculously long ending that drags on with a short resolution. Other than that the whole premise was interesting and I liked there being more action. It’s just that the movie didn’t execute it to its full capacity that it could of done

The sequel to the first Daniel Craig James Bond movie, Casino Royale. Now this might be on me for not having seen Casino Royale in a while but Quantum Of Solace does not stand well on its own. Now yes it is a sequel and like I said before, it might of been that I haven’t seen Casino Royale recently but I felt like a big part of the movie leaned too much on the first which made its main plot feel like a side quest. Because that’s the thing, the beginning and ending are all about tying up the events of Casino Royale while the rest of it seems to be a side plot just waiting to end so Bond can finally do the thing he wanted. Besides that the plot is very basic, just another evil businessman trying to swindle world governments and Bond has to stop them. But Bonds anger makes him unenjoyable and for some reason this random self insert girl is here too. The action is good as always but really the setup and execution of the movie dragged it down. And honestly if the girl wasn’t there the movie wouldn’t change one bit so idk why she was even there. Overall I will try to give it some slack because of the whole Casino Royale thing but if I rewatch Casino Royale and then watch this and it’s still this mid then I might score it even lower

The first James Bond movie ever, Dr. No holds up well despite it being a movie all the way in the 60s. A slow burner, it uses its age rating to its advantage by keeping the movie dialogue focused so when action is used it’s exciting. Sean Connery sets the tone and standard of how a James Bond should be and he does a really good job. The story holds up well too even if Dr. No’s plan is a little out dated, focusing more on the principle of his motives. However despite the praise I just gave it, the biggest flaw of the movie has to be the fan service in this movie. Now I know being a playboy is apart of James Bond’s character but man, this guys more horny than Tony Stark! I mean he literally cracked every single major female character. And Honey is just such and unnecessary character as a whole. She’s literally just there for guys to jack off too. I know that this might be a recurring criticism of this franchise especially during the older time periods but I’m still gonna give criticism where I feel it’s due. Still though a good movie overall

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Inaccurate representation of Spike ball. Also let’s stop reviewing stupid things and go back to what the website was intended for, reviewing movies, music and games. And enough with the self glaze

Despite being years away from my childhood, Watership Down of all movies managed to bring back that vibe of dark childhood movies that really could only be felt as a kid. My reasoning for this was despite it probably being rushed in terms of story I got sucked into the world and was very much impressed by the lore. Also the Strawberry burrow genuinely had me creeped out and the ending had me on the edge of my seat. Not to mention but the violence is some next level stuff right here. I’m not being sarcastic, even though I’ve seen way more bloodier and gory movies, whenever there was blood I was actually surprised and terrified. Maybe it’s because of the animation style, (which was great by the way), because normally blood does not appear in old hand drawn animated movies. While I haven’t read the book I was still thoroughly captivated by it and would recommend overall

Best Golf Movie

Not bad for a serious one act.

Slow and boring with no resolution

Sad that it had to be nerfed. Dress rehearsal was even more wild

Totally have no bias at all

Markipliers debut independent film based off the horror game of the same name, Iron Lung is surprisingly good and put together very well. For a film written, directed and produced entirely by Markiplier on a self funded budget of 3 million dollars the movie has a great set piece and great visual effects. Markiplier does fine for a debut actor and all the blood in the movie really added to the slow burn suspense. However the only downside to the movie is the middle, which attempts to recreate the gameplay but comes off really boring. However the ending makes up for it though with its intense bloody finale. I do wish though we could have learned more about The Convicts past, maybe putting some of that in instead of its grueling middle section. Overall great film for being independent and I hope this can put confidence in the small indie independent filmmakers to keep going

Timeless Classic

A fun detour from the type of movies I normally watch, Bookworm is wholesome all around and a good story about family while keeping it funny yet complex. Elijah Wood gives a surprising performance as an estranged father and Nell Fishers performance proves she’s got real potential. Overall fun quirky movie that manages to stay funny and complex without going to either extremes. Plus it’s New Zealand scenery is amazing

Possibly one of the greatest twists in cinema history, the decision to make the T-800 a good guy is such so good. The sequel to the first Terminator, T2: Judgement Day builds upon its first premise but rather than just repeat the same plot of the first one it puts a twist and has the villain of the first movie the T-800 become a good guy. The addiditon of John Conner is good and the T-1000s aura is off the charts. Yeah Sarah can be a bit annoying but overall a great movie and worth its runtime, never wasting a second

The iconic start of the franchise, The Terminator does extremely well of executing its concept, pulling you into its strange hybrid of normal world turned robot dystopian. Action is great and Arnold does a great job in probably his best roll of the T-800. Linda Hamilton does a good job as Sarah Conner and Reese is a good character too. Overall great action movie and a great example of how to world build while keeping it simple

The beginning of the Dollars Trilogy, A Fistful of Dollars is a solid movie showcasing it’s influences on Spaghetti Westerns and its ending is truly gripping and truly left me on the edge of my seat

Fun game even if the quality has gone down over the years

Gets brutally mauled by machine

*laughs*

A spinoff from the Fast & Furious franchise starring characters Hobbs and Shaw, Hobbs & Shaw provides entertaining banter along with great action scenes but is mostly wildly unnecessary in terms of the overarching saga. Despite its self containment it’s actually logical in its story, finally having the master spy and ex military bounty hunter go on a world stopping mission instead of a bunch of street racers. Idris Eldba is a good villain for the movie and Vanessa Kirby as Shane’s sister is a good addition too. However, beyond those two most of the other cast additions are extremely unnecessary and redundant and that’s where my main criticism is for the movie. Ryan Reynolds, Kevin Hart and whoever plays Hobbs brother add nothing to the story and just act like walking plot devices. The dive into Shaw and his family’s past is interesting but with Hobb and his family it’s just annoying. Honestly if they had just had the movie focus more on Hobbs and Shawn’s relationship while taking down the bad guys that would have been much better, though I guess it can’t be a Fast movie without family. Still though it’s a good movie, even if it may seem some scenes are there to extend the runtime

Coming off of The Fate of the Furious, I really wanted to give F9 a good rating. I mean the last 2 movies were really good so hopefully this one would be too? Yeah, F9 is where not only is franchise fatigue starting to show, but it crosses the line from over the top but still entertaining, to flat out parody. The space scene just sums it all up. Not to mention the cast being a bit over-bloated and yet is still hurt from no shows like Hobbs or Shaw. Also Mia being re introduced kinda re exposed the hole that is no Paul Walker. Still Jakob Toretto is fine villain, even if he is a bit late, and learning more about Dom and his past was good too, even though that probably should’ve happened in the last movie. Overall it’s a fine movie but the series is really showing its cracks and strains though.

Ok so maybe I was wrong about the franchise ending. The Fate of The Furious is now the eighth movie in this franchise, coming off the best, most popular and highest earning Fast and Furious movie; Furious 7. Was Fate really necessary? Probably not. Was it genuinely fun though? Yes. While some may think the franchise should’ve ended with Furious 7, The Fate of the Furious really makes up for Brian O’Conners absence by really boosting up everyone in the family. Yes Brian may have been the glue of the crew but Fate proves that they can still be functional and entertaining without him. Not to mention the decision to have Dom be a pseudo villain in this movie was fun too, with his son being a legitimate reason for him to be doing this stuff. Yeah there were some downsides, like Ciphers motives and goals making zero sense or them kinda doing Elena dirty, overall it was a good fun movie and Shaw and Ramsey make good editions to the family

The sequel to Fast 6 and the final Fast and Furious movie with Paul Walker aka Brian O’Conner, Furious 7 is hands down the best Fast movie. First of all Deckard Shaw was a great and compelling antagonist, and how he moved the plot forward was actually compelling, unlike other Fast movies where the whole thing just felt shoehorned. Second the crew really came together throughout the story to finally feel like a family, which helped everyone’s character arcs. Lastly the tribute scene to Paul Walker was great and a great way to send of the character and end the franchise.

Coming off the heels of the extremely influential Fast Five, Fast & Furious Six does little to expand or re shape the series, instead opting to play it safe. While Letty coming back was nice and her having amnesia was interesting, the main plot of the movie feel unnecessary as a whole, with it really only affecting Hobbs and Dom. Owen Shaw, while powerful, proved to be a really boring antagonist, which is probably a good thing because it helped make his other brother more popular. Overall the movie was manageable but it ended up feeling too much like a Mission Impossible rip off

Grand Theft Auto 5. Cinematic is the word that comes to mind when playing. With great visuals and iconic characters there truly is no other experience like it. Heists are extremely fun and the replay-ability is off the charts. Easy gameplay along with a great story, I mean, come on, what more could you want from a M rated action game

Probably the best GTA game ever. Dark and complex, Niko Bellics story as an immigrant making his way through the criminal world is incredible. With fun side characters and easy gameplay this game is a definite must. The only critique I could see people giving this is the driving mechanics but I think you’ll get used to it the longer you play. Overall Fantastic game, maybe even better than Read Dead Redemption 2

Stupid

It’s good

Overrated. Now don’t get me wrong, I still have good memories of it. I met a lot of my friends there and was able to do fun things like go to Washington DC and just overall have a good time. But the education is absolutely unnecessary except for maybe math. No one checks your middle school gpa or grades. Overall it’s mostly just filler. It also didn’t help that the Covid 19 pandemic happened essentially voiding 6th grade and nerfing 7th grade hard. Yeah for the most part it was fun but a lot of unnecessary filler happened.

Speed ran this show in less than 2 months, Stranger Things is a very entertaining show with lots of fun likable characters. While there is some mid, for the most part the show has lots of excellent moments. If I had to rank the seasons I would say
1. Season 1
2. Season 4
3. Season 2
4. Season 3
5. Season 5

The sequel to Five Nights At Freddy’s, FNAF 2 is just as mid as the first one but for different reasons. However before I give criticism I will give it the single shred of praise I could muster and that’s that it added more action to the movie. One of my main criticisms of the first movie was that there was barely any action and I liked how they changed that in this movie. I also liked the gameplay scene where Mike has to basically reenact the FNAF 2 game. However there’s still a lot of mid. FNAF 2 opts to switch main characters from Mike to his sister Abby and I think that was a poor move since she’s as exciting as the still water in the boat ride. Vanessa is also boring and her trauma is still stupid. All Mike does is just chase after Abby the entire time during the film. The Marionette looks weird and I still don’t get why they made her the villain because in the games shes against William Afton but also they attempted to shoehorn in Micheal Afton last second only for him to get folded in one punch. Like why bother trying to switch the villain at all. The New animatronics didn’t do much either in the end besides some property damage and despite being newer and better got slimed out so quickly by the old ones. Overall it was mid like the first one but not because it was boring but because it was just a B tier horror movie

The part 2 of the first Wicked movie, Wicked: For Good applies itself as a basic continuation and ending of the saga. To give it some slack, most of what makes Wicked so fun is in the first part, with songs like Popular, Defying Gravity and all the Highschool drama they have. However the 2nd half is a lot more serious and darker with Elphaba being transformed into her Wicked Witch persona and all the other characters to their Wizard of Oz counterparts. Its not that the serious tone is necessarily bad it's just bland, along with forgettable songs. I did still continue to like Jeff Goldblum's Wizard of Oz along with Ariana Grande as Glinda but Elphaba somehow got even more annoying this half. I personally think its because since she's being portrayed as chopped Cynthia Erivio instead of someone hot it makes me realize how annoying her character is. Overall a lot of what makes the movie boring is that the first half is just a lot better, but it does wrap up the story well. Though changing the ending of the movie from what the play had is stupid.

Its just as bad as Judy Hopps. Essentially just the plot of the first one but with reptiles, more real life innuendos and even more sexual jokes. Despite the lore building this movie does, my one question at the end of the movie still remains: Why should I care? I know its a kids movie but its just so boring and bland. Also Disney needs to drop their twist villains ASAP. Its dumb and its overused. And no dance parties do not make everything all right

When I was a kid I watched the original Lion King. My mom had rented it from the library and I remember when we went to return it seeing other Lion King movies like Liong King 1/2 and Lion King 2 Simbaas Pride. I asked her if there was a Mufasa movie, thinking there might be due to his screen time and impact on the first Lion King. She told me no and I said they should make one. However as the years went by that dream left my mind...

That was until in 2024 Disney announced the release of Mufasa: The Lion King. The prequel to both the original 1994 Lion King and the 2019 Lion King live action remake, Mufasa submits itself as yet another unnecessary live action movie. While this one may have an original story, theres not much to offer as its pretty generic. Boring villain and trash songs made by Lin Manuel Miranda also bog this movie down too. And despite Mufasa being wise and heroic in the first Lion King, he's a real jerk to Scar in the film by taking not only his girl but the kingship title too, despite Scar saving his life 3 times. And Rafiki, I'm sorry, even though your iconic in the Lion King franchise, no one cares about your backstory either. Overall another nostalgia scam from Disney so they can make a quick buck.

Jim Carey is back!

Wow I am blown away by how good this movie actually was. Considering this is the follow-up to Sonic 2 that was more kid friendly it was crazy to see it go from that to an gritty emotionally driven story. With the addition of Shadow and Grandpa Robotnic this movie was just great all around. Cool fights, another great performance from Jim Carey as Eggman and also just the fact that all the characters just got to genuinely interact with each other. Most movies when it comes to have karge source material usually have multiple plot points going on with all different types of characters, but too see the story mainly focus on Sonic, Shadow, Eggman, Dr Robotnic, Knuckles and Tails was great. This by far was the most Sonic movie out of the trilogy and finally gelt like it was able to break free from restrictions of set up and focus on completly irrelevant human characters. Overall a great movie and I like how the ending made it so it wasnt a trilogy and that the franchise is still going, which removes any awkwardness of when the fourth movie comes out and doesnt ruin the ending.

An adaptation of the musical and book titled Wicked, and set as a prequel to the Wizard Of Oz, Wicked is a good adaptation of the musical to the big screen. Almost everything seems to be in it, the songs are done well (and arent made by Lin Manuel Miranda) and Ariana Grande really steals the show as Glinda. She really brings the energy and life to a character everyone forgets about because she's just the sidekick. Plus I thought she was gonna be annoying so to see a funny performance instead was a nicr suprise. However I said earlier the movie almost adapts everything. What I felt they left out and chose to expand was smartest in my opinion. Now what I'm talking about is the expansion of the Animal activist role for Elphaba and the shelving of Fiyero as Elphaba's love intrest. Instead of Fiyero its more of Glinda, which is sorta fine but it takes away the magic of the musical. Thats mainly why I'm ranking it this low despite giving it good praise is because there's a lack of theater magic that was in all the plays. A lot of this got translated to dull scenes that seemed like placeholders almost. Honestly maybe its not that there's a lack but nore of a reminder of how good the musical did it compared to the movie. Which isnt necessarily bad but it kinda undermines the movies independence. And also the expansion of the Animal activist thing is just annoying in my opinion. Overall a good solid adaptation and hopefully part 2 can fix (or at least smooth out) the mistakes in part 1.

Sequel to the first Sonic movie, Sonic 2 expands upon franchise quiet a lot with the introductions of Knuckles, Tails and the Chaos Emeralds. There is a lot of fun moments in this movie, especially with the final fight at the end when Sonic turns into Super Sonic. Jim Carey puts on a great performance as Eggman, really stepping up the zany energy from when we saw him in the first Sonic The Hedgehog. However with all these highs there is a few minor lows mainly when it comes to the human characters. For some reason ever since Transformers, studios think we care about the completely original characters in comic franchises. The whole wedding thing is unnecessary and Tails introduction I think is poorly handled. But overall the movie is pretty fun, though not as much as the first one. Too bad though Jim Carey retired though...

Deadpool is everything it says it is and thats what makes it good. It makes sure to have lots of blood and violence, crass jokes and fourth wall breaks. Its not afraid to not put in sentimental superhero tropes and like a punk rock teenager does its own thing. However when the movie ended I couldn't help but sit there and think "Is that it"? I think due to it being one of the first R rated superhero movies it wants you to be shocked/content with it being crass and violent so it can have a more simpler story, which got lost in translation to me. Overall solid and funny movie

An unnecessary addition to the Quiet Place saga, Day One in a whole can be summed up as basically the opening scene to Quiet Place 2 with new characters and no sign language. The only thing that stood out in this movie though, I will say, is the ending. And I will give it some points for keeping itself isolated. Overall only watch if you really wanna see more monster jumpscares

The fourth and final film in the mainline Shrek series, Shrek Forever After offers some insight into Shreks fundamental values and his character but ultimately did little to the overall story. I used to hate this movie because it's just a stupid alternate universe, its all a dream type of movie. But rewatching it I realized Shrek 4 actually is a movie about Shrek and his fundamentals, about him realizing how he takes his family and wife Fiona for granted. It's kinda weird to say this but really in my opinion, Shrek experiences the most growth in this movie. Yeah of course he grew in the first 3 to be an unlikely hero and all that stuff. But he still acted like a mean prick sometimes and would still be not so nice to everyone around him. But from Shrek 4’s journey Shrek came out of this loving and caring and realizing who he has to be for his kids. Still though that seems 80-90 material right there, I still mark it down just because of, well, the whole alternate reality thing. This may seem contradicting after I just gave a whole explanation of why Shrek 4 is actually good, but Shrek 4 still has the least amount of weight out of all the Shrek movies, and while Shrek did grow a lot in this movie, that's all superficial and could easily change when Shrek 5 comes out. Overall Shrek 4 is extremely underrated out of all the movies but still lacks the same spark of Shrek 1 and Shrek 2.

Is Footloose an old movie? Yes. Is Footloose corny sometimes with their passionate dancing? Also, yes. Is Ariel one of the dumbest people to ever grace the silver screen? YES. Nevertheless, Footloose in my opinion is the ultimate 80’s/90’s movie and left me inspired after I watched it. Kevin Bacon really shows how fun dancing can be along with having THE most iconic 80’s songs. The movie really is just fun all the way through, and the final senior dance and the end is just a victory lap for the whole movie. Yeah the premise is kinda dumb and the characters are a little corny. But really it just shows what most teens just want and that's to have fun. Cpc take some notes for Homecoming.

One of Chris Farley's last movies before his death, Beverly Hills Ninja struck me like Bill and Ted. Yes it's silly and dumb but really that's what makes it so good. Overall a funny movie with a really big heart. And if you say it's racist then your dumb.

Peter Jackson's remake of the original 1933 King Kong and well I really don't know what to make of it. I get that its a remake of one of the most iconic monster movies, but I do have some criticisms of it along with questions. For starters, I dont get why big monsters like women. The more I watch these movies I find it more annoying and stupid when monsters fall in love with human characters. King Kong also just suffers from an unnaturally long runtime of 3 hours along with helping set up modern monster movie gimmicks of focusing on dumb human drama and having less of the actual monster. That being said though I did like all of the action sequences along with them making Kong cool, somber and like a dark misunderstood protector. Also it does actually have a solid story instead of just stupid throwaways that most monster movies do. Yeah this review is hard to really pin down and get my point across because there's just a lot that happens in this movie. I like Kong and the action but it has a stupid titanic like love story that really just throws this monster movie into a weird direction. And at the same time it is a very faithful remake of the 1933 King Kong movie which does mean I'm basically criticizing that. Overall I feel like you just have to see it to really understand the feeling of this movie.

Adam Sandler's 2nd attempt at an animated musical after the disastrous Eight Crazy Nights, and well it's actually a bearable film. Leo for the most part is a good family friendly film. It's funny most of the time and it doesn't have horrendous animation. The film plays it safe for the most part and really there isn't anything bad about it except it might be a bit dull at some parts.

The start of the Monsterverse and a reboot of the Godzilla franchise, 2014 Godzilla definitely holds up, but still has a lot of cliches and just problems in the movie. First off for some good stuff 2014 Godzilla has some great special effects. Yeah, most of the CGI action happens at night so it's easier for them to do but it's still good. Along with the story, 2014 Godzilla surprisingly has some good emotional moments to it. I didn't really expect Elizabeth Olsen's character to catch me off guard like that and same with Bryan Cranston over the death of his wife. But still when it comes to the story it's interesting but a little dysfunctional. The two storylines of Aaron Taylor Johnson's character trying to get to his family and the military trying to stop Godzilla and those other monsters don't really mesh that well. It relies on Aaron Johnson having to be really unlucky being in the same place as Godzilla or him having to join the military. Also just the whole main story goes from what, who and why these monsters are and how can we stop them, to we have to disarm a nuke while Godzilla fights in the background. Yeah really for the most part the movie is not that focused on Godzilla or in general. But overall I will say I was invested enough in the characters enough and in the Godzilla fight scenes we got to see to make it fun for me.

When I first finished The Great Gatsby I wanted to give it a 90. I thought this movie had an amazing story on the surface along with great undertones of how the rich behave, etc. But the more I thought about it afterwards the more I realized that The Great Gatsby isn't actually that deep. Now the story was great, and I liked watching the drama unfold between Gatsby and his friends, but there wasn't anything else the more I thought about it. Most of my questions were mainly about the visuals, like why the poor area looked like a wasteland and what the point of adding those creepy eyes were for. Also despite the movie wanting you to think Gatsby was the most purest out of them, he actually wasn't. He relied on mob money to get himself rich and even though Daisy was in a bad marriage he actively tried to pull her out of it even though she didn't want to in the end. Ultimately The Great Gatsby may have great visuals and a great surface story it tries masking itself to be a deep story along with commentary on rich people that just falls flat.

After waiting for a whole year to watch this movie after a certain someone postponed it, Step Brothers ended up being everything I dreamed of. In fact, I'll say it's probably one of the best comedy movies and is one of the definitive Will Ferrell movies. Every second was just immaculate, and I was just moaning and groaning with pure bliss. If you don't believe me just watch.

Based on the true story of Jann Mardenborough, Gran Turismo tells the story of how Jann went from a gamer in parents basement to earning a contract with Nissan to be a racecar driver and ended up coming in third at the Le Mans. Now in theory that sounds like a great underdog movie since it hits all of the points well. And I'm sure it probably did in real life, but man did they mess up the execution of this movie. The beginning of this movie and the plot setup is absolute garbage and honestly almost made me stop watching. The acting is terrible on almost all the characters either being boring or bad but especially on Orlando Bloom's character who was the business guy which I was surprised by. Really the only good performance in this movie and the only character I cared about was Jann’s mentor. He was the most interesting out of all of them and honestly, he would have made a better main character with how they did his character better than the execution of Janns. Ultimately in the end, this movie has a good premise but bad execution and bad acting really brought it down.

The controversial Biopic about Elvis and his life is well controversial. It calls itself a biopic but it's told through the lens of his manager. Now don't get me wrong, it still hits most of the biopic scenes, like how he became famous and his downfall but I just feel like this movie left out a lot about Elvis's life and could have gone in detail. Not to mention the name of the movie is misleading being more about Elvis and his managers relationship than fully about Elvis

Adam Sandler's first starring role and the movie that kicked off his career, Billy Madison is very funny with a creative story at its heart. I mean having a comedian play a character who has to go back and repeat school again is just genius. And having a stereotypical villain in such an absurd premise also works perfectly and is really funny. Overall one of Adam Sandler's good and funny films and will provide you a funny time

Based on the true striy about Mother Cabrini making italian orphanages, Cabrini felt very informative but in my opinion lacked inspiration. Cabrini left me feeling very informed afterwards but I didn't feel inspired or awestruck contrary to thr glowing reviews its been getting. The execution of this movie in my opinion wasnt the best and it felt very dry. Nonetheless I still give this a 71 because of what Mother Cabrini did and how she sacrificed her life for the betterment of Italian children. Overall this movie definitely could've reached amazing levels if they had just added a little spark to it.

Hayao Miyazaki's original final film before The Boy and The Heron came out, The Wind Rises will also leave you speechless and breathless. One of the most complex movies yet at the same time enlightening. Filled with war and romance it truly is a spectacle of animation and creativity. Even though The Boy and The Heron came out after this movie you can't help but compare it since they were both supposed to be Miyazaki's last movie. To describe and compare both of them I would say this. The Wind Rises is the artist while The Boy and The Heron is the art.

After watching the first Dune, I was very hyped for the 2nd. And after seeing it I can say it met my expectations. It brings the atmospherical vibe like the first movie, but definitely moved faster than the first. The cgi was great and I think the story hit all the right points to make it good. But even though I do have a high score for it, I do have some criticisms for it which does bring the score lower than Dune 1. Dune 2 has some very stereotypical parts to it like who would of guessed it, making a love triangle out of Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya and Florence Pugh along with mid dialogue. The transitions are also not very good and I sometimes wondered if I was still even watching the same movie at some points. I do think Dune though is sort of a modern Lord of the Rings trilogy. Overall Dune 2 is definitely a solid movie, but I still prefer the first one over part 2

The mother of all shark stories Jaws is an absolute classic. The story is great and the visual effects surprisingly still hold up well. It was really a smart move to not have a lot of the shark but just the pov. There's not really much I have to critique it on just because of how good and iconic it is. I would recommend watching this if you would like to just see a raw and original shark movie before they all just became stereotypical garbage.

Controversial, but I dont think The Holy Grail is actually that great as people say. There were some parts that actually made me laugh a little, but most of it I was like oh this is good but not funny. Hard to really put into words but yeah. I liked the story but not the ending. I wished they had actually finished instead of putting the joke of the cops arresting all of them. Yeah, honestly that's really all I have to say about. I don't think it's the best comedy classic out there but it's still good for the most part. At least it wasn't unbearable like Life of Brian.

When I was a kid, I loved Peter Pan. I thought he was an amazing hero and Captain Hook a dastardly mean old pirate. The story in my mind was the peak of all mountains along with funny and great side characters. But rewatching it now that I’m older it's just mid. The story is similar to a lot of other old G/PG Disney animated movies with minimal action and predictable dialogue/plot points. Like I said, as a kid I liked Peter Pan and thought Captain Hook was bad. Ironically though I switched and found myself liking Captain Hook more and more and hating Peter Pan, more and more. I guess that just happens the more you grow older. Overall, Peter Pan is still a great kids movie and does have great songs, but Captain Hook is definitely the shining part of the movie.

Ok yeah some people may say this 90 is out of line but I don't care. The Sandlot is a timeless classic and one of my favorite childhood movies. And it's such a good one too. It's got summer with baseball. Truly one of the combinations of all time, resulting in a great classic

Wreck It Ralph is very unorthodox for Disney which I why I think people love it so much. Its got game references and also a creative and expansive world to it. While the story does have underlying Disney tones to it, it works well and doesn't roll off as cringe. With great characters, good humor and a good story Wreck It Ralph is definitely one of the reasons to keep Disney+

Based off of the Book and Radio show of the same name, War of The Worlds actually crosses a major milestone for me. That milestone is probably the maddest I have ever gotten at a movie. Man, this movie has such a great story. Steven Spielberg actually did a really good job with the tension and paranoia of the scenes and also just how good it looked. Like when Tom Cruise goes and looks at the open field filled with red roots flowing with blood and the red sun, man that went so hard. But oh my gosh the little girl in the movie is SO freaking annoying. She's constantly screaming and freaking out and just making wanna say shut the freak up to her. Also not to mention the son just wanting to dip on his family is annoying also. But the story is really good. Though I will say the pacing is a little wonky from a technical standpoint like going from a chaotic world ending beginning to a thriller paranoia scene but it fits the tone of the movie. Also the ending is just bad. The happy ever after just doesn't make sense and the son apparently surviving an explosion and with no explanation somehow making it all the way to Boston is also dumb. And let's not forget Morgan Freeman just popping up out of nowhere at the end just to say that a virus killed the aliens. Maybe I am giving this movie a bit too much credit than it deserves but I can't deny though, the beginning was great and all the scenes with Tim Robbins' character were great. Overall to some it up, I like the story but I hate the kids.

A biopic on the life of George W Bush, W for the most part is very informative of the later years of Bush's presidency. I wouldn't call it a true biopic mainly because it wasn't on his whole career, you could tell they picked and choosed what they wanted to show. Because of that it brings to one of the biggest pullbacks of the movie and that was the exclusion of showing 9/11. That was probably one of the biggest things of his presidency and they didn't show what he did, his reaction, or how he handled it. Instead, it chose to focus on him planning to go to war with the middle east. While it's not bad to show that, it's just frustrating knowing that this movie could have been more. Overall it is a good movie on Bush and him living in his fathers shadow, along with how hard it is to be president, it just could have been better if they did his whole life instead of picking a choosing

I think this movie just proves that not everything has to be tough and gritty. After watching this movie you will see why. Robin Hood was never made to be gritty; it was supposed to be light and adventurous. I mean movie wise it's ok. The best thing about it was the battle sequences. Even the subplot that didn't involve Robin Hood for the most part was better than the main plot. This rendition of Robin Hood just tries too hard to be like Braveheart and make Robin be a political/war hero instead of the fund and do gooder outlaw he is. Not to mention that it's all revealed in the end that the movie is a origin story. Overall if you're looking for medieval action and British fighting French, then check this movie out. Otherwise if you came for Robin Hood, just skip

A funny and enjoyable Adam Sandler comedy. Yeah did feel more or less standard just like a lot of the other comedy movies I reviewed like Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy and Liar Lia, having lots of predictable plot moments and points. But with Adam Sandler's goofball energy and the happy ending, I mean how can you not like the movie. Yeah overall I think when it comes to these types of movies they are funny but they do kinda recycle material and don't really connect with my generation. Then again plenty of people like them so who am I to judge

Based on the books of the same name, Dune is an ambitious spectacle that's on par with Lord of the Rings. I was genuinely surprised after I watched this movie how after I watched it, I didn't feel bored or tired like 3 hours had gone by. There isn't really anything bad to say about it except I don't like Timothée Chalamet but that's personal preference. It was easy to get invested with the story and all the lore and workings of the world of Dune despite never having read a Dune book before. Also on top of that it had a good stopping part for being a part 1 which I appreciate that a lot. The cgi was great and the soundtrack fit it really well. Overall fantastic movie and I can't wait for part 2

Terrible story that amounts to nothing, annoying characters and bad animation. Thats all you need to know

Ok I'll just admit it I always have liked sports movies. Yeah they're formulaic but I thought it was great. I thought the novie was gonna be boring but the movie actually made Rowing interesting. Overall if you dont like sports movies or underdogs and would prefer fast paced car action with chicks and guns blazing like the rest of these reviewers I wouldn't recommend it to you, but if you like a wholesome movie with the fighting American spirit then this is for you

The first ever Avengers outing ever and what 2012 The Avengers was based on, Ultimate Avengers: The Movie is just really fun to watch. There isn't really much else to say. If your in it to critique it I don't really know how far you'll get. But overall just watch it if you wanna watch a fun Marvel movie that is not a part of the MCU.

This is just a example of a mid uneeded sequel. Aardmans claymation always looks good but there was no charm that came like the first one. I think the main reason why it was mid was because the first was a parody of a WW2 movie and this one wasnt which left it kind of directionless. So they just did what movie sequels usually do and that being either we do the same thing or do the opposite. The whole break in story was good but the daughter is just annoying along with they made Rocky into a joke. Yeah overall mid and I probably didnt need to make my review this long

Was Sinbad worth watching over Porco Rosso? Probably not but I had a fun time watching it. Yeah the story is cliche but in all honesty these stories are the type that I can always watch and never get tired of. Really the main criticism is that it had potential to have so much more, such as more Greek gods and monsters or other mythology, but they just stuck to the simple route which was fine by me. Overall Sinbad is a fine movie but sadly there is no royal carnality nor scallywag dalliance.

This movie left me literally speechless. One of the most breathtaking movies I have seen both visually and storywise. This movie is almost like they just put pure art on the screen. It flawlessly combines both a huge amazing expansive world with a sweet story about a boy and his mother. Not to mention but the dub on this movie was also great. In the end really words cannot describe this perfect movie. One of Miyazakis best movies ever even rivaling Spirited Away and Grave of the Fireflies.

The Dead Poets Society was surprisingly really good. I thought it was just gonna be a nerdy movie, mainly because of all the poetry. But I was really blown away by how good it was, such as the closeness of the characters. While it does get sad the ending does bring it back and it just makes it all the better

To be honest I didn't have much expectations for Blue Beetle. I mean you're injecting yet another origin story as your 2nd to last film in the dying DCEU. Not to mention that literally no one knows who Blue Beetle is. But that's where the latter half is really able to shine. Since no one knows who Blue Beetle is, the movie was able to subvert origin stories and expectations and really shine. Blue Beetle had a lot of heart and a lot of family combining that with Mexican culture created a whole new superhero movie. I mean this movie had more family than Shazam!. The emotional parts really do resonate with you and overall just proved more that Blue Beetle somehow was able to breathe a bit of fresh air into the superhero franchise despite being unknown and origin stories being done to death. Overall Blue Beetle was a great movie and really subverted my expectations. It's just too bad that literally no one saw this movie.

This movie was just one big long groan of slogging through unfunny jokes, bad storylines and random cutaways. The concept of the movie was pretty based of making fun of Trans athletes but somehow someway Daily Wire ruined that, with bad acting and bad writing. They really thought that just saying "Trans bad" would make it funny and a "triggering comedy". To sum up this review because I dont feel like this movie is worth my time ranting about: Trans Bad, but we not subtly enough that its funny or over the top that you can tell, instead it seems like in a way this movie was almost supporting the left. Also just boring

This movie is one of a kind. I know that sounds generic and all but I would say Snowpiercer is on top as one of the best movies ever made. I'll try not to spoil it but this movie's story is insane and the ending is something really I have never seen before. If you don't really like violence that much I wouldn't recommend it but if you're fine with it then you should watch this movie. Similar to how Shane says American Psycho is a 10/10 I would also say the same with Snowpiercer

Pilgrim's Progress has probably got to be the 2nd best story of all time, 2nd to of course The Bible. It perfectly encapsulates a Christians journey and is so encouraging. Not just this one but any adaptation of this story is great. When it comes to this version, yes some may say the animation isn't the best, it's cringey and the voice acting isn't the best but I didn't really see that. I saw a great Faith based film that was awesome. Overall, I could not recommend more; this is a must for all Christians.

About the life of race car driver Rocky Bobby, Talladega Nights is one of my favorite Will Ferrel and John C Reily comedy movies up there with Stepbrothers. Some may say its just a dumb southern comedy with a cliche plot but to me thats what helped made it be funny. What I've noticed from this movie is I think people are becoming more and more calloused to comdey blockbusters. Because nowadays from Superhero movies and political satires people expect there to be some kind of message behind the movie or for it to have a story. Comedy blockbusters like these are just supposed to make you laugh, hence why they are called a comedy. Usually comedy blockbusters are light on the story but heavy on the jokes because as I keep saying its a comdey. While yes I do get that some people have different tastes in funny, for the most part Superhero movies with their one liners and political satires with whatever message they have at the end are ruining peoples perception of comdey blockbusters. As for more of what I thought of the movie well as you can see off of my score I thought it was really funny. Its just something about Will Ferrel, how he just makes any comdey good. Along with also ood funny side characters and memorable scenes in this movie. Overall a Will Ferrel and John C Reily classic and one that in all honesty, you should only see if you have a real sense of humor and not just like dumb meme or nonexistent humor. Basically if your a cultured person or your at least 25 and up.

The sequel to Kung Fu Panda, the 2nd one has a lot of what made the first one good. Fun energy, Jack Black and of course Kung Fu. Lord Shen is a great villain and we get to learn a bit of Po and his backstory too. Overall a good sequel and a fun film

This is one of the greatest movies of all time. Yes I have said that over and over but The Lego Movie is so good. It takes your average heroes journey not to mention a movie centered around a product, adds in just the right amount of fun and boom. Its a masterpiece. The animation is great too and like I said before its really funny, with all the jokes they have and the just all the colorful characters along the way. Kudos to Phil Lord and Christopher Miller for making in my opinion their best movie. Overall its just a great movie to watch anytime and every rewatch you do you'll just enjoy it more and more.

In all honesty unlike other people I have no problem with this movie. While its not totally accurate to the books its still a fun movie you can enjoy. I found myself relating a lot to a lot of the scenes in the movie and the mom was on parr with well most peoples mom's. I like Rodrick a lot and some the movie was funny. The only problem with the movie is that despite it being 1 h 40min long it did feel eay longer than that. Overall its not the worst movie but its also not the best either. Its just a film that your supposed to have fun with.

The sequel to Spider Man: Into the Spider-Verse, and the continuation of Miles Morales (and now Gwen Stacy) journey, is well mixed for me. It's very ambitious introducing lots of new places and characters along with rules as Spider Man. While it has stunning animation being a part one leaves lots of loose ends. Maybe it's because I had high expectations but I didn't think it was as good as the OG.

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Dreamworks attempt to bank off of The Prince of Egypt, The Road to El Dorado is ok. The characters are standout because of their personality and the setting is good and the quips are funny. But sadly any attempt at characterization kinda feels shoed in. Also I know it's a kids movie but there's no way some random dude had the map to El Dorado and gave it away. On top of that, what was with the sex scene implication? I think I found from the start where Dreamworks gets their fetishes. Overall Fun movie but it just lands in the "Just Good" zone

I was really suprised when I first heard that a Five Nights at Freddy's movie was being made despite it being a relatively small indie game (at least publicity-wise it's not like Mario or Sonic). But anyway, when it comes to the movie, man was this movie so boring. Literally for the first hour-thirty it's just random legal trouble and dumb flashbacks. Like I get the movie is gonna have a different story from the games but like why did it have to be this boring. Even the ending, when stuff happens, it got cringe with the "springlock" scene. In fact, any attempt at fan service fell flat and just wasn't good. Really only Balloon Boy and the Cupcake were enjoyable. And, like Garrett said, all of the animatronics looked high. When it came to the score there was like barely any and when there was it felt generic. Even when it came to the acting, only Matthew Lillard had a memorable performance but not for the good reasons. Mainly this movie was full of horror clichés and had very little action and thin characters. Now, not a lot of action isn't necessarily bad. Invasion of the Body Snatchers had low action and that was good. It's just that there isn't any psychological part to it so it is just mindless boredom and violence. Yeah, really overall that's what I have to say. I think the main reason why it was bad was not Scott Cawthon, but studio interference from Universal. I think if they do a sequel they need to tone down the amount of characters too and add psychological horror to it.

Hold on now I can explain. Yeah I know it's cheesy. I know it's a sappy love story. BUT I LIKED IT. I liked this movie a lot. And yeah it probably helped that I was watching this movie at 4 in the morning on my computer in my room with the lights off curled up in my blanket. But man was this movie a great movie. This makes me want to have a girlfriend like Ally. It's just too bad there are no women nowadays like Ally. I also now wish to become Ryan Gosling. Also don't ask me why I chose to wake up and watch this movie

I was really surprised at how much I enjoyed this movie. Most old Disney movies I really only like a lot because I watched it as a kid. But The Great Mouse Detective was actually a really good Disney movie. Obviously it was Disney's version of Sherlock Holmes, but it had a really good story too. And Professor Ratigan was such an interesting villain. Most Disney villains want power or are just bad to be bad, but the whole rivalry with him against Basil over who was the smartest was really good. Overall I thoroughly enjoyed this movie more than I thought I would and Professor Ratigan is a really good villain.

One of Disney's classics, Robin Hood, is a good film. It's mainly filled with over the top cartoon violence and doesn't go over a lot of Robin Hood's story but it's still good.

In all honesty Bambi is pretty boring. Not a lot of stuff happens but when stuff does it is pretty crazy. The sad death of Bambi's mom and the forest fire is what makes this movie a 50. Otherwise it would be way lower.

To my surprise, Elemental wasn't actually a bad film. The animation was solid and the concept was cool. That being said, it's not the best movie. The third act is rushed, there is like barely any soundtrack and the storyline has been used a lot before. That being said it still was a solid movie though Elemental ultimately proves that Pixar has lost their magic.

The heartwarming end to the Toy Story franchise. Toy Story 3 is definitely the best out of all of them. At one moment it can make you sitting tight in suspense, other times sad seeing Andy leave. While its dark storyline does deviate from the first two, it's way better. Overall Toy Story 3 is amazing and one of Pixar's bests.

Tarzan is epic. The soundtrack is amazing and the characters are great. The final battle with Clayton is very chilling and all of the Disney tropes are in the right parts. After watching a few Disney movies, a lot of them are good but not outstanding, but every few movies there is a gem. Tarzan is one of those gems.

9 is everything that is Tim Burton. With its dark setting and visuals 9 was very interesting. While it is good, 9 falls to lots of cliche lines and plot points but overall is a solid movie

Women. They tell you that they love you but then they use you take your money and your stuff and during your last moment turn into a turtle and leave you.

The Red Turtle was an interesting movie. It has multiple companies behind it, the main one being Studio Ghibli. Its a silent film which makes it even more interesting. And that works for a while. But when our main guy finally has a family the silent part doesn't work that well anymore. To be honest, this doesn't really feel like a Ghibli movie and really the lack of that magic doesnt make it as good as other Ghibli movies. This movie has some kind of message about humanity blah blah blah. All that went out of my head when he smashed a Turtle girl.

Man this movie was something. Its hard to out into words a really deep movie thats almost 4 hours long. It was hard to sit through but I did it. Like I said The Irishman is really deep telling the life of Frank Sheeran with this movie being mostly based off of his life. It tells about the mafia and the inner workings of it. The de aging of Robert De Niro worked and all the actors were great and gripping. Overall this movie is something you wanna see even if it is really long. For my full review talk to me in person since when you see a almost 4 hour movie you'll realize how its hard to make a review that fits everything

This movie was an attempt to get gamers to coexist with the natural world. It failed.

The Classic Disney film showing the power of friendship through unlikely animals, Fox and the Hound is very powerful especially the end fight. Sure, this movie may not have the song power, but it makes up for a sweet story.

This is a trip. This is probably one of the saddest films of all time. This ranks in one of the rare movies I've cried while watching. Comparing it to Studio Ghibli's Spirited Away (even though they are total opposites), Spirited Away makes you feel happiness and joy. Grave of the Fireflies makes you achingly sad. Not giving this a 100 would be a crime on my part. If you ever wish to call yourself a movie lover or even just a critic, then you have to see this movie. But I would like to give a little warning though. It is animated so dont mistake it for a kids film. And dont actually try to critique that much because it will undermine the emotional moments and potentially most of the movie. Just watch it. Most movies for me I go in watching it and then start to think about a score during it. Others I go specifically to critique. This movie was different, just like Spirited Away. I just watched it and didn't think of anything else. So thats all I ask when you watch this absolute masterpiece.

Stand by Me is a wholesome coming of age story. Thats all im going to say about it to not ruin it

The Black Cauldron, know as the darkest disney movie, the movie that almost ended Disney etc but somehow forgotten. So I went to see it myself after looking at a list of darkest kids movies and well its good. Thr world building is impressive and I can see why its the darkest disney movie both storywise and visually. There are no songs, which I kinda enjoyed and The Horned King is definitely a force to be reckoned with. Unfortunately though thr animation was a little low quality somehow even though its 2d and most characters are 1 noted. Overall though I did enjoy it and I low key wish Disney did another movie like this.

A very scholarly film indeed. Most of the movie take place before Arthur becomes king. The story is lacking but fun and charm make up for it

In all honesty Expendables is just a 80s action film made too late. I like the idea, thr actors are perfect for it but sadly it was made too late and the actors are now kinda past their prime. But besides that the movie itself like I said is like your 80s action film. Lots of action, guns and a simple straightforward storyline. Hopefully for the sequel they incorporate my favorite part in the movie, the scene where they are all acting like bros.

It had been a while since I saw the Jungle Book and I was blow away with how good it was. The music was a bop and the story is one of the best for Disney. Shere Khan is also a great villain too. Overall almost as good as Lion King but still great movie

Pixars 2nd movies, Bugs Life really isnt like what Shane said. It has a good story and fun likable characters. The animation fares better than Antz and Hopper is a pretty good villain for a kids movie. Overall a great movie and a Pixar classic.

A modern stop motion film about Sasquatch, The Missing Link is a missed adventure movie. Filled with cliche lines and plot points and lack of action (though it is stop motion so that is hard) this movie could've been better if it was, well a different movie. I still give this a 40 because of impressive quality but overall its not thag great as I heard it was

Called one of Will Ferrell's most iconic roles, Anchorman more or less was your standard Will Ferrell comedy: not a lot of story and mostly just funny improv and wacky situations. With a great supporting cast, it's fun to watch this movie. The woman was annoying but the jokes and Steve Carrell were also great.

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The spinoff to The Mummy and Dwayne Johnson's first lead role, The Scorpion King is a campy, forgettable movie. I do give this movie some credit; without it Dwayne Johnson might have not been as big as he is now, but with a bad story and cheesy but wooden acting and just like random sexual stuff, it's bad.

I can't stop comparing stop-motion films like Wallace & Gromit and Chicken Run to WW2. (Which for Chicken Run makes sense since it's a spoof of The Great Escape).

The sequel to Rocky, Rocky 2 comes back as a good sequel. It is a little drawn out at sometimes and it sort of is just a repeat of the first but i cant lie though, that end fight kept me on the edge of my seat just like the first one.

Kick Ass is a very different sort of superhero story. I dont know if its a parody or not but its great and creative story about becoming a real life superhero. Really this movie should be a 80 but to be honest the implications around Hit-girl were kinda messed up and uncomfortable so this didnt feel like a 80. Nicholas Cage also finally becomes the superhero he has needed to be instead of Ghost Rider. Overall great creative non DC and Marvel superhero story that isnt just your standard origin story.

The action packed train ride, Bullet Train is a blast. With a roster of colorful characters and all different sort of motivations this movie is my kind of thing. Its almost like mafia but on a high speed train. If love action packed movies and Brad Pitt then this movie is the one to watch

The fun R comdey about a zombie apocalypse, Zombieland is well funny but also surprisingly wholesome especially with its message. While Jesse Einsberg would not be my first pick for a comey and there was a bit of cringe overall the ending made up for it. Especially Bill Murray

This movie is dumb. I cant believe Jerry Seinfeld thought this was a smart snd funny movie.

A sequel to Toy Story, the 2nd one comes back even bigger and better. Its more funny than the 1st and the story is way better. Not to mention: I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO WORK ON A SATURDAY! ALL THE WAY TO WORK!

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Jokes aside, I do like this movie better than Despicable Me 3 and Minions and I like how they bring Gru back to being a villain.

Gotta agree with Shane. It's funny sometimes but other times it's boring and they repeat the same jokes a lot, making it less funny. Other times, like the alien sequence, I'm like, "What." I will say when it comes to being sacrilegious, it's not really mainly because it's not in your face about it. Overall just watch Holy Grail; you'll have a better time.

After a long struggle between films, Fast and Furious finally pulls themselves together to deliver a actual good movie. In fact this might be there best movie. They stop having Brian be a cop, which is what they needed so Dom and him would always stop fighting, they stop doing races and start doing heists now and they now have someone else chasing them instead of Brian. Also they become the anti heroes that they needed to be, stopping bad guys but for money or cars. Like I said earlier they dump races for heists which improves the story better making it sort of mission impossible. And the best thing in this movie, they finally bring back the family aspect with having characters from across the 4 other movies come and all team up. Overall great movie and something Fast and Furious needed and finally got.

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All jokes aside this movie is really funny and not just a stupid kids movie. It actually has a good message mixed with funny. Gru and Vector are the best also.

The 4th movie in the Fast Franchise and a direct sequel to The Fast and Furious and 2 Fast 2 Furious ( I learned that Tokyo Drift takes place later in the timeline) Fast and Furious is mid. While it does bring back Paul Walker as Brian O'Connor and Vin Diesel as Dominic Toretto, the story is pretty lax and the film has a identity crisis in the middle of it trying to pick between being vigilante and street racing. The villain is also just a regular bad guy and for the most part the film stays the same at least storywise, which does make it easy to follow, but if you wanted a actual story then watch a different film. Im suprised also despite Gal Gadot being a big actor she also has a small part. Overall mid movie but at least Dom and Brian returned.

Dang was this movie a letdown. After mid Fallen Kingdom I was hyped for thos movie. And then we got a dumb plot about bugs and crops. While they did bring back the original 3 and it was cool, lack of Dino's stupid rebirthing thing and Tim Cook as a villain is just bad.

A legacy sequel to the Jurassic Trilogy, World revives a uneven franchise on a good movie. Chris Pratt is a good protagonist and there is plenty of big Dino action. While this movie does start a bad trend of super dinos, it works in this film. Some would give this a 70 or 80 but I knock it down because really a lot of these characters are 1 dimensional. Overall it is interesting how they do end up making a theme park and the dinos escaping.

Thr classic also know as MIB, Men in Black is all in all a solid film. Most people really like this movie and I can see why. Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are great and the concept is cool too. However this movie didn't make the 80 status like most people would give it because it does a really bad job at the beginning with world building. Besides that Overall solid film

Really well done and thought-out movie. This movie about a boy in Hitler Youth was really mature for itself and isn't a comedy like most people think it is. Overall great movie and thanks to Shane for even hearing about and watching this movie.

The third movie in the Fast Franchise, Tokyo Drift is where I can tell studio interference set in. Its clear Universal wanted to recreate the popularity of the first 2 but without Paul Walker as Brian O'Connor or any of the Toretto's instead putting a whole new cast on. While I criticized 2 Fast 2 Furious for not being a good standalone, Tokyo Drift is pretty ok for a standalone. It has a likeable supporting cast and a ok story with ok race sequences. Now that normally would bring it around a 55 maybe a 60. What brings it down though really is lack of Paul Walker and its continuity in the Fast saga. Having no previous characters or tour main character from the first 2 movies and your trying to sell this as a sequel? Overall ok but having a fresh new cast and protagonist as a 3rd movie is not good. I know this shows up later but not good for a third movie.

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish delivers a great movie that the Shrek series and animated series needed badly. While there are some things I don't like, those are minor details. The story is great and Jack Horner is great.

A sequel to the first Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol 2 takes all the great things about the first one and makes it better. Even more funny than the first, a better and more personal villain, good character development and a touching ending, Guardians of the Galaxy 2 stands up in the top category of best MCU movies.

The sequel to the first Fast and Furious and in all honesty its kinda mid. Mainly the first story with a few tweaks and minus the entire first cast. Roman Pearce is pretty cool and all and it provides high speed action to help you sit through a lacking story. Overall while it may fit into the series somehow, on its own its ok.

An instant Nickelodeon classic. Always funny and you can never go wrong with Good Burger

No joke, the worst movie to ever grace the earth.

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Based on a true story of the battle of Hacksaw Ridge and the on the hero Desmond Doss, Hacksaw Ridge shows how much of a hero Desmond was by saving all those men out there. It shows even though he was a conscientious objector he still was able to save all those men without a gun. Overall a powerful story about war and the wonders God can do through you

Ted the funny R comedy about a teddy bear coming to life. Ted is really funny and all the jokes land. Really the only thing stopping it from a 80 was the whole break up thing between Mark Wahlberg and his girlfriend Mila Kunis. Overall funny comedy and cant wait for Ted 2

The start of the Fast and Furious Franchise, to be honest would just be your standard action movie if not for the fast paced exciting car action scenes and street tone of the movie. Its a really good movie and I get its some peoples favorite but to be honest for most movies I could care less about sexual stuff. But in this movie its kinda a distraction from the rest of the movie and thats something I didnt really like. Overall great movie with really the only question left being: How did the movie get 10 sequels?

Released on YouTube this new Spiderman is different. Made from a directors first movie and with a small budget of 25,000,000 along with legal trouble from Marvel and Sony, this is probably one of the best fan films out there. Yes I know I said its a fan film but its not bad. Its a very unconventional Spiderman movie being more of a emotional journey. There is no real villain, and for the most part its mainly Peter Parker. Even though they did that its not bad. The conclusion is satisfying and Peter working his emotions with the kid was wholesome along with Harry and his conclusion. What really makes this a 59 is the runtime. With little to no action scenes and being mostly just talk it does feel long. Also there is no movie before so it does feel a little hard to connect. Still though its a gokd movie a really accurate. I would say this movie is better than Amazing Spiderman 2 and Spiderman Far from home.

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With their first MCU movie and just first movie in general, James Gunn managed to do the near impossible by bringing a bunch of unknown characters to the big screen and it actually working. With a great cast of Chris Pratt as Star-Lord, Zoe Saldana as Gamora, and Bradley Cooper as Rocket, along with all the others the acting, comedy, and chemistry was great. The film's funny and the story is great. Really there's not a lot to not like in this film. Overall a great movie and one of the MCU's best additions.

Im not gonna lie Independence Day has probably been one of the most fun movies I've seen in a while which is surprising because its not a comdey. The ending just fills you with American spirit and patriotism. Thats just the ending though. For the most part, mainly in the middle, Independence Day is just people talking about how to handle the aliens. Overall its still a great movie but just not enough action to get it a 80

The ultimate underdog story know as Rocky, Rocky is one of thee sports films of all time. With Sylvester Stallones great script and good directing, Rocky turned what was gonna be a low budget literal career stopping failure for Stallone into being one of the all time classics and single handedly made Boxing popular. The final fight was really exciting to watch and I was rooting for Rocky the whole time. I will say though dont expect this movie to be 100% about Boxing. It is but the other half is about Rocky and his relationship with his girlfriend and about how his life is in the ditch. Overall awsome movie and cant wait to watch Rocky 2

A legacy sequel to Christopher Reeves Superman 2, Brandon Routh takes the role of Superman and for the most part this movie plays it safe. It tries to bring back old fans by saying its a sequel to Superman 2 and retconning Superman 3 and 4 (which is a good thing) but still treats itslef like a origin story even though it doesnt have to. Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor is one of the best casting decisions they did byt ultimately his Lex falls flat due to a kinda dumb plan. I will say though this Superman movie did emphasize on Superman and Lois though sadly at the cost of action and fighting. Overall its just ok and thats all I can really say about it

The fourth movie in the Thor Franchise and coming off of Thor Ragnorok and Avengers Infinity War/Endgame I was interested in this movie because of how funny Ragnorok was. And when I heard Christian Bale was gonna be Gorr the god butcher that got me even more intrigued. Well if you've seen the movie you know that the result was bad. Nect to none of the jokes landed and they were more annoying than just bad. Thor is a joke, the Guardians of the Galaxy are wasted, the pacing is horribly uneven with 2 different tones clashing of "comdey" with Thor and gang and horrorish tone with Gorr the god butcher, Korg is TOO fruity (if you know what I mean) and Russell Crowe is wasted and Zeus his character is also wasted potential. The only good thing was finally getting rid of Jane Foster/Natalie Portman and Christian Bales performance and even that didnt save it. Overall this movie is just bad and I cant believe I let myself see this 3 times

The epic finale to the Guardians of the Galaxy Trilogy and Marvel finally pulls themselves together with help from James Gunn to give them a good send-off. With Rocket's backstory and the High Evolutionary, the story was great. I will say though, this movie is a bit heavier on the story and lighter on the jokes making a different kind of Marvel/Guardians experience. Also, it's different having, well, a different Gamora. There were some things I didn't like about the movie but those are small things, like how they didn't wear their iconic suits, etc. Overall great send-off to the Guardians and Star-Lord, and probably Marvel's last good film they are gonna make.

I'm not gonna cap here. I was one of the biggest Barbie haters. I'm very pro- Christopher Nolan. So when my small group was like, "Let's go see Barbie," I was like, "Fine, I guess I'll go," but man was I BLOWN away. The movie is actually really funny and makes fun of everything from masculinity to femininity. Ryan Gosling, Will Ferrell, and anyone who played Ken was great. I actually think Margot Robbie is Barbie now instead of Harley Quinn. And yes even though the Barbies did take back Kenland and Alan is, well, terrible for helping them, it was still funny how they did it and it still was a good film overall.

Based off of the famous books, DreamWorks makes this movie and of course never fails to deliver. Funny and creative, this movie is amazing.

Based off of the famous Treasure Island, Disney reimagines the story in a creative way having it be sci fi now. While this movie is infamous for being one of Disney's biggest box office bombs, this movie is actually pretty good. Sure the character growth may be lacking but Jim and Silvers friendship is nice to see. Some may say the story is predictable but I mean come on. Treasure Island quiet literally created the adventure/finding treasure genre. And this movie blends 2d and 3d animation well too. Overall one of Disney's most underrated film.

Surfs up is essentially just a fun sufer comedy shot like a reality tv show. Its all good dude and thats all that really needs to be said.

Chicken Little is secretly a masterpiece in disguise about believing in others and a father and son story. No, I'm just kidding; this is funny but bad.

The start of sonys own Superhero universe, Venom for the most part is pretty basic and plays it safe. The story is what you would expect and the acting is pretty wooden. Except for Tom Hardy as Eddie Brock he did a great job. And thats really what carries the whole movie. Venom himself doesnt even come out until thr middle of the movie so you can see why this movie gets a lower rating. Overall pretty basic movie for such a cool character and to start your own universe.

One of Pixar's films, I will give Ratatouille credit for being creative. Other than that this movie just makes me hungry and is definitely not for me.

Coming from the "classic" age of Disney Fantasia truly caught me off guard by how creative this movie is. While I did have some i fo going in on what it'll be like, a movie that is completely just music and animation is incredible. Speaking of which the music is also awsome and the animation is stunning. Nowadays with everything being so action oriented, this movie was a big nice change of pace. While it may seem a little long if your not connected with it, this movie is totally worth it if your big on old movies and classical music. And when it comes to which was the best short, of course The Sorcerer's Apprentice was the best one

A sequel to of course John Wick, John Wick 2 comes back bigger, faster and stronger too. The story surpasses the original and the fight scenes are better than ever. Overall, John Wick 2 definitely surpasses the original and is way better.

Another outstanding movie by Christopher Nolan. Very good quality and story and just everything. The only problem with this movie is that it has a bootstrap paradox and some of the science is stretched at some point, but overall great. Just like Inception, I'm not gonna say anything about the story and also just like Inception pay attention closely, and just pay attention closely to any Christopher Nolan movie.

After the events of the Justice League, Aquaman finally gets his own solo movie and its very experimental. Its good but most of the movie has to do with lore rather than saving people. Basically it feels like the superhero version of Lord of the Rings. The CGI is awesome though, I would say it's better than Avatar 2. Overall solid movie just different from the others

This was a very fresh interesting take on the superhero genre like I've never seen before. Not only is it about an ordinary man becoming a superhero but the twist ending is huge, and it really is crazy. Overall, this is a smart superhero movie like I've never seen before, and everyone should see this movie at least once.

The newest installment in the franchise and this is definitely the best since 1990 TMNT. With stellar animation and the best use of it since Spider-Verse, Mutant Mayhem is definitely the most fun Turtles movie out there. A fresh new take on why they choose to be heroes and the first instance of actual Mutants in the movie (besides Out of the Shadows), this movie is awesome for TMNT fans. Also these Turtles are teenage accurate too. This is definitely the best one, but 1990 is my favorite still. Overall great and funny movie and you guys suck if you bomb it.

Christopher Nolan's first film ever made, and it is awesome. Shot in a film Noir setting you can see how some of his other films come along with its nonlinear structure. While it may not have the star power that his movies have today, a little rough with the camera work or the length the story made up for and man was that an awesome story. No spoilers but it was great. Overall awesome first movie and a great way of showing how he is now one of the best directors with a awesome first movie.

Ok, I'm not even gonna bother with a introductory to this. To be quiet frank, this movie is a glorified mediocre film. It's like the game Clue. The only interesting characters were Chris Evans's character and Daniel Craig's. The film leaves you with two things. Either figure out the mystery (which I was able to about halfway through), or debate is it morally right to have someone else's inheritance. Most characters had little to no impact on the plot because all of their testimonies were invalidated by Ana De Armas's character. I think the movie would have been better if the Trombey family was a cartel and Chris Evans's character was a serial killer. If Daniel Craig's character hadn't been sidelined for most of the movie, this would have been an 80 for me. But the overhype combined with a more comedic frame on this, along with just a mediocre story just didn't make it good for me. Scurvy and Shane, you can argue with me all you want and even try and bomb some of my favorite movies, but in the end it's just not that good. There are better murder mystery films out there. Don't waste your time on this movie like I did.

Edit: This movie is still fun but like I said earlier, mediocrity and overhype mainly made me give it a lower score than everyone else.

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One of Jack Black's most iconic roles and iconic movies. Jack Black plays the funny Nacho and this movie riffs on Mexican wrestling. Overall, really funny film and if you don't think it's funny go to the doctor to get your humor tumor removed.

Finally, after many delays and legal troubles with Ezra Miller, The Flash finally comes out. His very first solo film and I will say all legal trouble aside the film was very amazing. It manages to mesh together both Barry's own story and the Multiverse. It's also fun to see Michael Keaton's Batman return and Michael Shannon's General Zod along with seeing the new Supergirl. Even with uneven CGI and the weird ending, the film is still banger and in my opinion was the film the DCEU needed even though it underperformed at the box office and also Ezra Millers legal trouble. Overall amazing film and a great first solo outing for The Flash

The 5th and final Matt Damon lead Bourne movie, Jason Bourne for the most part sticks to the formula they had for all the other films but condensed. The movie was a Bourne movie but it kinda is a disservice to Bourne Ultimatum which was considered to be the final Matt Damon Bourne movie. Also cracks in the overall story do show with the typical Bourne getting chased by the CIA. You can't always keep getting away from the CIA and on the flipside they should just leave him alone. But still overall a good movie. I will say even though it seems late to continue this franchise, if Bourne wishes to keep up with James Bond and Mission Impossible, they need to move away from Matt Damon and Jason Bourne all together and go for what they did in the Bourne Legacy. Whatever though I just read that off a article

The final film chronologically for the Fox X-Men universe and the Wolverine trilogy and man it is literally one of the best films. With Hugh Jackmans great performance of Old Man Wolverine we finally get to see him go ballistic. Great story and acting this movie is top tier

Funny Jim Carey comdedy where a man cant lie for a whole day. Jim Careys performance is stellar and the 3rd act is wild and funny along with the wholesome ending. However for the most part the story is pretty mid. Overall funny and good but was hard carried by Jim Carey

while it is a letdown compared to Shrek 2, Shrek 3 isnt that bad as people say. The girl power scene was cringe and some jokes don't land but overall, it ends the series on a satisfying note

I never thought a mobile game about birds versus pigs would be funny, but it is. It's not great by all means but it's not bad. The story doesn't happen until halfway in, but I could care less. Overall it's funny but okay.

A standalone "sequel" to the live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3, TMNT may not have good animation but it has the best story concept so far. It explores the Turtles breaking up and reuniting along with Leonardo and Raphael's complicated relationship together. That alone is 75 maybe 80 right there. However, it's kinda ruined by an unneeded villain, who once again has no ties with the turtles and wants to take over the city. If that hadn't been in the movie this movie would've been way better. Overall good movie but definitely could've been better.

The 3rd and final true live action installment of the 90s franchise TMNT 3 just and obviously is lazy writing, bad quality and poor acting. But that doesn't mean that its not funny though. While I did rag on TMNT Secret of the Ooze for having a tonal shift, since you know this one is just gonna be full camp its a blast. The Turtles say the dumbest yet funniest stuff yet. This is probably so far, the funniest TMNT movie out there, even if it has to sacrifice everything else. Overall mid but funny

This has got to be one of the best movies of all time and one of my favorites. After all the culmination of the last two movies it finally pays off in one epic, epic finale. So good. Overall, THE BEST.

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Bro never let Micheal Bay cook again. He basically just gave the Turtles the Transformer treatment. On top of that Megan Fox is in this and the Turtles design looks weird and strange. Add that with a mid-story and a different origin story you get this. The only good thing about this was probably the Turtles chaotic energy (which I'm surprised how they got the teenage part down well) and Will Arnett. Overall mid

The sequel to the 2014 reboot, Out of the Shadows is a slight improvement from the first one. While it still has a predictable plot and the turtles still look terrible, its definetly more fun. They added more characters from the source material and the Turtles even get some character growth. The best part about it was probably Bebop and Rocksteady because funny. Still though Krang is kinda one noted, and Shredder is completely forgotten. Even Casey Jones doesn't really do much the entire film. Overall, still mid but at least it's more fun.

Part One to the Mission: Impossible finale, Dead Reckoning has got to be the second best one. The story about AI is great and it ended off at a perfect moment to end off. The villain has got to be one of the most dangerous yet and probably the best thing about it is all the variables. Ever since Puss in Boots 2 with the three different parties chasing for an object, I've been trying to recreate or get a better version of it and I finally did, especially in the Italy chase scene. Overall I can't put all that I want to express for my review in here so I'll just end it off by saying that I can't wait for Part Two. Awesome movie.

The sequel to The Fellowship of the Ring, Two Towers expands and gets bigger and bigger with a rich plot and it's just epic. While it is mostly setup for the third movie, it's still epic. Like, really good. That's all I can say about it. Overall awesome.

The sequel to the breath of fresh air to the superhero genre know as Shazam!, Shazam 2 kinda is a letdown. It's average, which isn't bad, but average superhero movies are kinda forgettable. It's very uneven with its handling of emotional moments in contrast to the first movie but it's still as funny, though. As for the story, it seems interesting at first but more or less delves back into your average superhero film. The film also kinda loses its protagonist Billy which I could see coming with all of the new superheroes but why did they have to go with Freddy. He was good as a side character but as a protagonist he's kinda annoying. Overall, this film would've been a 50 for average but how fun it is saved it to a 60.

Man, where to start. This film is a big drop off from the first one. It embraces a more childish tone than a more gritty one from the first and any emotion in the film is usually played off as a joke. Also I'm just mad that they didn't have the balls to add Bebop and Rocksteady instead having Tokka and Rahzar. Also the Vanilla Ice scene. It's less focused and harder to get behind. Overall bad but still enjoyable.

The first and, so far, best TMNT movie, it's honestly done really well. It balances out funny and serious/emotional scenes really well and is surprisingly gritty. Even its age isn't that big of a factor. Overall great movie and best TMNT movie so far.

Your standard Jim Carrey comedy with a intresting story. The best thing about this was Morgan Freeman as God.

The Prestige made by Christopher Nolan is a fantastic film. With leads like Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale, the film about rival magicians trying to one-up each other is pretty standard. What makes it good is the twist at the very end. No spoilers but it's pretty crazy. Overall great movie to watch. I would've given it a 90 but only in the ending does it show exceptional material.

Truly the classic of all time. It boasts one of the best duos, Marty McFly and Doc Brown, and has probably one of the best original stories I've ever seen.

After the terrible second movie, Back to the Future Part III provides a good story. It's not outstanding like the first one, but it's good. Focusing more on Doc was nice for a change and Marty finally overcoming his chicken tendencies was nice. Overall good way to end the trilogy.

One of Jack Black's best roles, Kung Fu Panda is a funny, enjoyable film. Overall pretty good and funny.

Oof. After an awesome first movie, you would think the second would be good. But no. For the most part it was okay and it did set up the rules of the multiverse. But, the ending completely destroys it with it literally just being a trailer for the third movie. Overall a 50.

I did not expect this movie to be good at all or even be a superhero movie, but this movie blew me away with how funny it is and its message about us wearing a mask. Dream should've done this instead of his music video. Overall great movie and really funny.

A good sendoff to beloved hero Indiana Jones. With a great story and great new characters, this movie was a blast. Because this is the last film I will give my ranking for Indiana Jones movies:

1. The Last Crusade
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. Dial of Destiny / Temple of Doom
5. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Overall great movie and a farewell to Indiana Jones.

Studio Ghibli's first movie and they couldn't have done it any better. With it being very similar to Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Goonies by having surprisingly lots of depth for villain motives, this movie was great. Like how I said how My Neighbor Totoro is the ideal kids film, this is probably your ideal kids adventure film. Overall great movie and once again awesome animation.

Literally Casey when he found the Seniors.

Other than that, this movie has terrible animation and a lame story. It's only this high because of the Bois.

This movie goes up with movies like Spider-Man and others for how many memes are from this. Other than that, a goofball movie that was just fun to watch but it also has a good story to go with it.

This movie is Raider but better. The story is awesome, the acting is awesome, and the visual effects are spot on. The father-son duo between the two Jones is great and the film is actually pretty funny along with a W for returning back to Christian artifacts. Overall the best Indiana Jones film and would've been a good sendoff had not Crystal Skull come out.

Probably the funniest Indiana Jones movie. While it departs from the OG in terms of quality and has a different story and artifact, this is probably one of the best prequels in movie history. The story is pretty dark with human sacrifice and child slave labor but it gets balanced out with nonstop action from the middle to the end and with lots of good comedy. Overall pretty good movie but still doesn't compare to Raiders and The Last Crusade.

The Wolverine overall was a solid movie. It had a different story so it didn't feel like your average superhero movie. It had good acting and good fight sequences, especially the bullet train fight. Why it's not a 70 is because the movie is pretty standalone. While that is a good thing considering its in the X-Men cinematic universe, it feels more like a side quest and it's never mentioned again in any of the other movies. Overall good film, just not outstanding 80 material.

Actual legitimate warning: this movie is not PG and should be rated R due to certain scenes, so take precaution.

This movie was very interesting in its premise and it was executed very well. The suspense was good and the movie has a good eerie sense to it. Overall great especially the ending with him running from the monsters. It's just too bad that Jeff Goldblum's character wasn't in it more because he was awesome at his role.

As my dad put it, this is more like a bad Star Wars movie than a bad Marvel movie. Yeah, overall trash.

With its stunning visuals, Princess Mononoke tells a powerful story about humanity against nature and about humanity's instinct to always be on top. This movie was great for the most part and it would have been a 90 had it not have been for all of the stupid feminist comments made by the women at the ironworks. Overall great movie, though not as moving as Spirited Away or My Neighbor Totoro.

For countless superhero stories, one question always hangs over the air: what happens when the bad guy wins? Megamind answers that question. It puts your average campy superhero and supervillain together and puts a clever twist on it that only something Dreamworks can do. Megamind is funny, it has a good story, good characters, and good memes. This is one of my favorite superhero movies because it truly does something creative in an overly saturated hero industry. Overall awesome film and something I would highly recommend watching for all superhero fans.

The ultimate tax evasion movie. Based on the real life events of how a man tricked the FBI and the U.S. government to get infinite money and to get jobs witout any experience at all. This movie was funny and very intriguing. Overall great movie and take notes, boys.

Classic revenge film with a pinch of Zorro. The best part of this movie was him trying to break free from prison with the priest. I always like those types of things. Other than that it was that he got his revenge on his arrestors but really the beginning and end were kinda lame. The beginning did setup in the most basic way and the ending was also very basic. Overall good film but could've had a bit more flare to stand out next to the millions of revenge movies.

While it is a little long, I'll give it the credit it deserves because without this one, Towers and King would've never gotten off the ground. While some people may find the lore boring, I think it's interesting and there is actually some action in the movie; it's just towards the end. Overall a little slow but good movie.

This movie truly set the tone for action-adventure movies after it was released, which is a big deal for how big the genre is. Not to mention that Indiana Jones became an American icon after this. The movie is great with an awesome opening and ending. It handles the MacGuffins well and has a good villain that everyone hates. Overall great movie.

Even though The Simpsons is past its prime, this movie was very funny and had a good story. A lot of the jokes still land and it holds up well. Overall great.

Sigma https://youtu.be/Ruw9fsh3PNY

Ok but on a serious note this movie is very well done. It delves into the sadistic mind of Patrick Bateman and his rampage through the city. The only problem I would say is that the ending isn't book-accurate but other than that very well-done movie. (Though I would suggest skipping past some choice scenes).

Regarded as one of the classic comedy films, Ferris Bueller's Day Off is a pretty funny movie. All of the scenes with the principal were funny and Ferris's shenanigans throughout the day were too. However, as I was watching this movie I couldn't help but notice that, despite everyone in the movie and IRL telling me Ferris is awesome, he's kinda an a-hole. Also even though when his friend decides to stand up for himself finally was pretty powerful, it felt out of place in the movie. Like this is a comedy, not Stand by Me. Also I know this movie is old but it really got me at the poor editing part when he is lip-syncing to the Beatles. Overall pretty sound and funny movie with the ending and all the principal scenes being my favorite.

https://youtu.be/UwI91eNbOHo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZndRNBuB8mc

'The Road to El Dorado? Oh boy, I can't wait for it! SIKE ALIENS'

Indiana Jones 4 had a lot of potential riding for it and, well, just like most modern Steven Spielberg movies, wastes it. Even though I knew it was gonna be about aliens because literally everyone told me when I was a kid because apparently my parents saw this in theaters like the day before I was born. Anyways, as I was saying, even though I knew this I still thought 'Oh but it's just at the end, right?', I mean they just said El Dorado. To that I would say, 'Yes, but no'. This movie could have been so much better if it was about El Dorado and I hate it when Indy says at the end 'El Dorado wasn't gold; it was knowledge'. Like, that's so stupid; everyone knows El Dorado is the City of Gold. Besides that, there is no real shining point in this movie besides Indy, but even he gets a little shakey sometimes just randomly being nerdy for no reason. The whole 'Shia's character is Indy's son' is stupid and having the girl from the first movie was also stupid. It just made it more bad; not distracting us from an already bad movie. The villain was bad, and I hated how Indy helped the Russians more than fighting against them. Like I know for a fact he would never help a Nazi, but he is fine helping Commies even though he served in Vietnam? And don't get me started on how this was just one big CGI fest. For the most part this movie was just Indy stumbling around with a bunch of idiots and then aliens just appearing at the end. Only see this movie if you want to know what happened before Dial of Destiny.

This movie had potential and it absolutely squandered all of it. It has an interesting concept of 'what if you bolt someone's hands with guns and then try and see if they can live their life'. But everything else just SUCKED. The villain is literally a crackhead Joker, and Nix, the girl hunting Daniel Radcliffe's character, is AN ACTUAL CRACKHEAD. The characters are clichéd, the plot becomes clichéd, and everything turns into one whole cliché. Radcliffe was the only good character but even he wasn't the best, seemingly ditching all of his morals after eating a hot dog. This movie could have worked if it was serious or even a horror. But instead they try to make it a raunchy comedy. Like I don't even know what I was supposed to laugh at. Nothing except for the homeless man was funny. And maybe the movie could have been enjoyable if I believed the message that it was sending that humans are always trying to look for carnage. I know sin does terrible stuff to people but when it comes to this, it's just stupid, like definitely either a really rich person or a government could have taken this thing down. The point is, this movie sucked and I can't fully put my anger in here because I was really hoping it was gonna be good so if you want to know more talk to me IRL. It's almost like a kid made this movie and was like 'shoot shoot swear swear violence blood'.

With Christopher Nolan directing, this movie is based off of the events and last battle of Dunkirk where 330,000 soldiers were evacuated by civilians from Britain. Dunkirk did an awesome job showing lots of 100 material. The only problem with Dunkirk is, while they showed actual characters' perspectives instead of just a historical overview, they failed to emphasize how Dunkirk was a miracle from God and instead just implied that it was luck. Overall another great film from Christopher Nolan and an accurate representation of Dunkirk and soldiers in WW2.

Just like how Daniel Craig in this movie said about the Glass Onion: 'Well, I keep returning in my mind to the Glass Onion. Something that seems densely layered, mysterious and inscrutable. But in fact, the centre is in plain sight. And that is why this case has confounded me like no other. Why every complex layer peeled back has revealed another layer, and another layer, and come to naught. And that was the problem right there. You see, I expected complexity. I expected intelligence. I expected a puzzle, a game. But that's not what any of this is. It hides not behind complexity, but behind mind-numbing, obvious clarity. Truth is, it doesn't hide at all. I was staring right at it'. It's literally just this movie in general.

Ok because of this movie I am gonna go back and edit all my other scores. This movie had some of the finest storytelling thanks to Christopher Nolan. I'm not gonna spoil it but there truly is no other movie quite like Inception. Acting was awesome with most of Nolan's usuals showing up, and the quality of course was great. Superb movie overall. Pay attention very closely throughout the whole movie and always keep questions at the forefront but not enough where it takes control. Questions will be answered; you just have to be patient.

The finale of the series. It was a satisfying conclusion to the How to Train Your Dragon trilogy. The emotional parts hit when Toothless and Hiccup seperate and reunite along with Toothless and his romance. Grimmel was also a very good villain and for most of the movie I was actually rooting for him to win because of how they always portray Hiccup and how he seemingly never learns from each adventure. Along with that was the fact that they end up abandoning their home even though they didn't need to. Also all of the side characters end up being a shell of what potential they used to be and turn into jokes or clichés. While I did just list those problems I had, the good ends up mostly outweighing the bad with Grimmel and the ending of the movie definitely showing through and making this movie good.

How to Train Your Dragon 2 expands more on the sequel with this time having a villain and a story with higher stakes. Unfortunately, when Hiccup meets his mother the story and the pacing kinda slow down to a lull. Luckily, that is over soon and quickly redeems itself with Stoick's sacrifice and overcoming the Alpha dragon and beating Drago. Overall solid W for Dreamworks.

This is one of the rare old Disney movies that actually has a good story, protagonist, and songs. Most old Disney movies have good songs but a pretty shallow story or an annoying protagonist. Lion King utilized all of those for once, and it paid off and surpassed Pocahontas, which Disney thought would be their winner.

Apollo 13 is a very captivating and accurate adaptation of the events that happened in real life and overall is a great film.

Totally bogus dude. While it's fun seeing Bill and Ted do shenanigans against the Grim Reaper and also just their evil versions in general, it takes away all the fun time-traveling adventures and historical figures from the first movie, and has a totally lame villain and ending. Most heinous movie.

Edit: to be honest, this film is good; the reason why I was so harsh was because of the ending, which is why I originally gave it a 60. I'm changing it because it's good, it's just that the end can totally ruin the film and leave a bad taste in your mouth.

'Wallace and Gromit: The Fourth Reich'.

This is probably one of the best Pixar films, and like one of the only love stories that I would watch over and over. This film is super sweet, and despite there being a bunch of cute robots it has a pretty dark story that it holds up perfectly fine. Overall awesome movie.

A comeback movie for Keanu Reeves. With its fast-paced action scenes and good, yet simple story, it earns itself as one of the better action movies. It is pretty simple, so it's not a 90, but I'm sure the sequels work that out.

Be excellent to each other. And... party on, dudes!

I am at loss for words of how political this movie is. About revolutions, mass genocide and a utopia where no one has to work. It's so stupid that it's good; that's really all I can say about this movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YuAzR2XVAM

Kid named Dunkaccino:

Bourne Ultimatum effectively wraps up the Bourne trilogy. Everything is explained, and they have a great villain in this one to replace the mediocre one in Supremacy. For this movie, Identity, and Supremacy, you have to pay attention, be smart, and try to watch all these movies back to back or as soon as possible. Otherwise you may end up being very confused or forget events. With that in mind, you'll see that while Bourne may have just started as an alternate James Bond, Bourne ends up becoming an anti-hero in his own right.

A heartwarming story about childhood, My Neighbor Totoro is a very sweet story that easily combines with sadness too. The only thing that is wrong with this movie is just a slow beginning, but other than that, it's fine. The animation and music is awesome, and Totoro steals every scene he is in. The ideal children's film.

You guys should let Andrew cook more.

You know, I think another certain Austrian ordered people around like they were in camps too...

https://youtu.be/0oxt-WtC6Oc
Bully Maguire Sigma

To me, this is just a fun, sweet old film and is one of Pixar's greatest movies.

This movie tries to be like Zorro, but lack of a villain makes the story fall flat.

I can't believe they copied Deadpool with this being one big fourth wall break.

This movie is amazing. I was genuinely blown away by how good it was. The score and visuals are amazing, and the story of friendship and love is perfect. Chihiro is such an amazing, kind, selfless individual who helps everyone she meets. Glitched was right about how good it is. This movie is so wholesome, and it's just pure heart.

One of the best superhero movies made and one of the best Spider-Man films made. Tobey Maguire is great and Alfred Molina is awesome as Doctor Octopus.

This and Spider-Man 2 with Toby Maguire are the best Spiderman films. Spider-Verse has great visuals and great, lovable side characters. Miles's growth throughout the movie is awesome to see, and Kingpin is way better than Scarlet Witch in Doctor Strange 2. Epic film.

It's just terrible.

Spider-Man is a great movie with Tobey Maguire as the best Spider-Man.

Instead of correcting the things wrong with the first one, Michael Bay goes all in on this one, having way too much oversexualization and killing Optimus Prime, having way too much Mcguffins, and not even bothering to introduce new characters, making this movie bad. I literally stopped watching this movie towards the end to go do Youtube. (I later went back and watched the ending again so I know what happened).

Edit: I have no idea why I originally gave this movie a 56; it's literally trash and makes me not want to see any more Transformers movies.

Cool visuals, mid story, forgettable characters.

Despite being a smaller superhero, Shazam provides a refreshing take on the superhero genre and is one of the few family-friendly DC movies.

The Bourne Identity shows us an alternate James Bond, and it is an awesome movie. The concept is interesting, his growth throughout the movie is cool, and Tex Richman is the villain. One of the best action movies.

The definitive James Bond.

A good follow up as a sequel, The Bourne Supremacy still shined even though Tex Richman wasn't in it, and they killed Bourne's girlfriend at the very beginning.

May be a controversial opinion, but I took this movie as a parody to Star Trek, which made it more enjoyable. Unfortunately, the visual effects are garbage, and the emotional scene was detrimental to the movie.

In a long seven-movie run, most franchises' movies get worse and worse. Not Mission: Impossible. In fact, this movie surpasses the original with Henry Cavill as the villains, Tom Cruise already having a regular team, and the threat of a nuclear fallout. Truly one of the Impossible movies of all time.

Even though some may find this Superman controversial, it still holds up enough to kick off the DCEU.

This movie is hot garbage. They wasted so many characters and they traded an interesting premise for a basic saving-the-world story, and they wasted Joker, too. Only Deadshot was good in this movie.

Can't give this a 100 since it's not a full Batman movie, but I stand by this controversial review. Seeing Batman and Superman and Lex Luthor differently was honestly nice, and I didn't take it too seriously. While, yes, Lex had some questionable tactics, it doesn't faze me too much that Batman was that easily deceived because he is already super broken. While they did shoe horn in Wonder Woman, it was a solid movie overall.

Don't take this movie as an origin story for Joker. Take it as a warning about society and mental health. Otherwise, this movie is definitely crazy but also very sad at the same time.

Captain America represents the American spirit and he is awesome. Need I say more?

This movie is great and is a great service to not only Zack Synder, but to all the fans who helped campaign for this movie. It shows everything Zack was gonna have before he left and has great character development for everyone. The only downside is that this movie is four hours long, so it's hard to watch in one sitting.

You would think the director of The Avengers would make a good DC movie, but no; he ruined it. I do have to give him some credit though: if it wasn't for this flop, we would've never gotten the superior Snyder cut. Also, how you treated Gal Gadot and Ray Fisher is not OK.

Thanks to James Gunn: he reinvented a terrible first movie to have an awesome sequel. This is one of my favorite movies, and the zany action and comedy is great.

This movie is a autobiography on Andrew Tate's life and is 100% true. Top G forever.

A trailblazer for the Mario movie and all future modern video game movies. I had more fun than expected. I came into this movie thinking it was going to be terrible, barely referencing the game or other characters. While there were some original characters, the story is great, and Sonic and Eggman are just like they are in the games. Hopefully, future movies will have more Sonic characters and less orginal. Also, good thing they changed the design, too.

'Happy birthday!'
'Hey, um, where's the story?'
'We're not having any story.'
'Oh.'

Now, this movie is kinda hard to rank because who is gonna have fun watching Jesus get crucified? Now besides all of that, I don't care what Shane thinks, I dont care what Sushi thinks for giving another 100, and I don't care what any critic thinks. This movie showed the most accurate way of how our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, was crucified, buried, and resurrected. If Mel Gibson is an anti-semetist, then this is one of the examples of how God can use bad people for good. Sure, the movie may have tried to shock people into believing, and yes, there is some creative decision, but that can be all thrown aside because of how accurately they were able to show what happened. If this movie made you feel uncomfortable, good, because I can't see anyone watching this movie and not feeling sad, let alone call themselves a Christian and not feel anything. I could go on for hours and hours of how good this movie is and how wrong all the haters are. The point is: how Jesus got crucified is accurate and how horrible the Jews are in the movie is accurate.

How the Muppets came to be. It's awesome.

One of the greatest duo movies in history. Shows the importance of toys.

Let's-a-go

Fun way of how non-believers think of emotions, and I liked how it talked about some emotional issues. However, technically the movie could have been solved earlier if they had just gone up the tubes; only then there would have been no growth for Riley, but just saying.

I hear it's flowing with milk and honey Sounds sticky Cause we're going to the promised land Ya, we're going to the promised land Ya, we're going to the promised land

This goes down as almost one of the best Spider-Man movies, and all movies in general. It manages to not only keep the regular protagonist going, but doesn't sacrifice anything when old Spider-Men are implemented and is one of the first Superhero movies to have multiple villains and not collapse under all of the ambition. All of Tobey Maguire and his villains and Andrew Garfield and his villains are put in perfectly. The fan service does not derive from the plot and it proves to be a closing also to Maguire and Garfield. While the ending may not be ideal to some people it was necessary for it to happen so Tom Holland's Spider-Man can finally become his own person. Overall, awesome movie even if the story could have been avoided more or less.

An epic and satisfying conclusion to the MCU and its characters, even if you know the heroes are gonna win.

I honestly don't see the point to this movie. It just seems like one very long lull. Mysterio isn't that great of a villain and it really only serves as a good setup for No Way Home.

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This is what a real murder mystery/detective story should be. This story spans across a whole year and puts Batman's detective skills to use the whole way. It also shows more sides of the Falcone's along with having an all-new origin story for Two-Face. You don't know who the murderer is and when they are revealed it ends up being who you least expect. While it may be split up into two parts, this movie and the book have one of the best Batman stories ever.

This is what a real murder mystery/detective story should be. This story spans across a whole year and puts Batman's detective skills to use the whole way. It also shows more sides of the Falcone's along with having an all-new origin story for Two-Face. You don't know who the murderer is and when they are revealed it ends up being who you least expect. While it may be split up into two parts, this movie and the book have one of the best Batman stories ever.

'Holy Hood Heat Review, Batman, Griffin only gave it a 65.' Yes, there is a reason why, but let me clear up one thing first. The book is way better even though it's shorter. That's the reason why it's bad. It's short, so they have to add in an irrelevant story for Batgirl, and romance between her and Batman. Other than that, around the middle of it, it finally gets to the actual book, but does not fully redeem the sex scene.