Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

'The Road to El Dorado? Oh boy, I can't wait for it! SIKE ALIENS'

Indiana Jones 4 had a lot of potential riding for it and, well, just like most modern Steven Spielberg movies, wastes it. Even though I knew it was gonna be about aliens because literally everyone told me when I was a kid because apparently my parents saw this in theaters like the day before I was born. Anyways, as I was saying, even though I knew this I still thought 'Oh but it's just at the end, right?', I mean they just said El Dorado. To that I would say, 'Yes, but no'. This movie could have been so much better if it was about El Dorado and I hate it when Indy says at the end 'El Dorado wasn't gold; it was knowledge'. Like, that's so stupid; everyone knows El Dorado is the City of Gold. Besides that, there is no real shining point in this movie besides Indy, but even he gets a little shakey sometimes just randomly being nerdy for no reason. The whole 'Shia's character is Indy's son' is stupid and having the girl from the first movie was also stupid. It just made it more bad; not distracting us from an already bad movie. The villain was bad, and I hated how Indy helped the Russians more than fighting against them. Like I know for a fact he would never help a Nazi, but he is fine helping Commies even though he served in Vietnam? And don't get me started on how this was just one big CGI fest. For the most part this movie was just Indy stumbling around with a bunch of idiots and then aliens just appearing at the end. Only see this movie if you want to know what happened before Dial of Destiny.