Guns Akimbo

R 2019 film

1 review

This review contains spoilers.

This movie had potential and it absolutely squandered all of it. It has an interesting concept of 'what if you bolt someone's hands with guns and then try and see if they can live their life'. But everything else just SUCKED. The villain is literally a crackhead Joker, and Nix, the girl hunting Daniel Radcliffe's character, is AN ACTUAL CRACKHEAD. The characters are clichéd, the plot becomes clichéd, and everything turns into one whole cliché. Radcliffe was the only good character but even he wasn't the best, seemingly ditching all of his morals after eating a hot dog. This movie could have worked if it was serious or even a horror. But instead they try to make it a raunchy comedy. Like I don't even know what I was supposed to laugh at. Nothing except for the homeless man was funny. And maybe the movie could have been enjoyable if I believed the message that it was sending that humans are always trying to look for carnage. I know sin does terrible stuff to people but when it comes to this, it's just stupid, like definitely either a really rich person or a government could have taken this thing down. The point is, this movie sucked and I can't fully put my anger in here because I was really hoping it was gonna be good so if you want to know more talk to me IRL. It's almost like a kid made this movie and was like 'shoot shoot swear swear violence blood'.

3 years ago