The Emoji Movie

They got Sir Patrick Stewart, to voice the shit emoji.

This movie is quite possibly the most unfunny movie ever made.

Imagine if this movie was live-action and completely unrelated to emoji or phones. You wouldn't even be able to tell the difference. This movie had no reason to be about emoji. Ignoring all of the meta jokes and the Textopolis setting, this is just another cheap love story with a weak moral. They only made this movie the way they did so it would "appeal to the teens." You know what I say? Stop trying to appeal to the teens. As a teen, I want to watch something grown-up and better than me so that I can think about it and learn. I don't want to watch something that has been dumbed down to my level. THERE IS NO POINT. If you try to tell me you found something deep or meaningful about this movie, do humanity a favor and shut up.

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