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The Prestige 2006 film

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Can we go back to actually putting in time and effort into our reviews instead of just clip farming to get a reaction

20 hours ago

Stardust Racers (Orlando) Thing

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Super fun. A bit rough. One of the best at Universal but not my favorite.

2 days ago

The Incredible Hulk Coaster (Orlando) Thing

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Super fun roller-coaster. Lots of fun elements. The videos that play while your waiting, though, are potentially scarring to children.

2 days ago

Since I Left You 2000 album

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Objectively there is not another album with a more complex and detailed use of sampling than this. Over 3500 samples ranging from comedy skits to jazz songs are used to create a cohesive hour long dance album. From the moment this album begins your ears are met with a dense and bustling atmosphere that is chaotic yet beautiful to listen to. It can be described as a walk through the greatest party ever thrown. The melodies crafted from the sporadic samples are incredibly catchy and memorable, as are the groovy rhythms. The album has a wide emotional range, at times the album can be uplifting yet at other times it can sound haunting. There are zero original lyrics in the album and yet it is able to perfectly capture the emotions and ideas it sets out to. The way this album plays with texture is incredible, vinyl fuzz and radio static are used to enhance the atmosphere of the album rather than just incidentally being there. To sum it up, this album is like Revolution 9 if it was actually listenable and not just an experiment. If you’re not sure about listening to this album, I’d recommend listening to the most popular and accessible songs from the album; Frontier Psychiatrist and Since I Left You.

3 days ago

The Amazing Digital Circus 2023 show

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Here on the right you can see The Amazing Digital Circus, a show for prepubescent adolescents with self diagnosed depression that just got unrestricted access to the internet and found out what the Ukraine Russian war is making them think this show is all deep and mature. It’s not. It sucks. And that’s all I’m gonna put it at

3 days ago

The Prestige 2006 film

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Can we go back to actually putting in time and effort into our reviews instead of just clip farming to get a reaction

3 days ago

The Walking Dead: The Complete First Season 2012 game

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Having never played a Telltale game before, or never seeing or reading any material for The Walking Dead, I'm not quite sure why I decided to download this game when I saw it on my Xbox. But I will say it did not disappoint. The game's story, which is about surviving a zombie apocalypse and all the characters individual stories are great and the gameplay itself, choosing between dialogues, or actions, to say or do to others is very interesting. My only criticism about the game would be the false advertising that is said at the beginning at each episode, which is "This game is tailored to your decisions and have a impact on the story" or something like that. While the decisions do have a impact, its not true that the game tailors to your decisions. Everything is fixed in the game. Yeah it might be a small thing but it just irked me every time I saw it. But overall a great game and I would recommend

3 days ago

My Neighbor Totoro 1988 film

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One of those movies where you learn to accept halfway through that you're not getting an explanation for anything whatsoever.

And that's okay.

4 days ago

The Prestige 2006 film

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Better than the Dark Knight trilogy

4 days ago

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