Sing

That’s my boy Johnny

It’s spicy

An anti-art movie about music. It’s the inverse of Ratatouille, instead of celebrating passion and innovation it celebrates fame and mass appeal. This movie is ten different plots crammed into one, and each of them is terrible and they don’t blend together in the slightest. The messages in this movie are genuinely terrible for kids. The pig learns in order to get attention from her husband she has to strip. The porcupine learns to write pop music in order to appeal to the masses. The gorilla learns to chase for approval from his criminal father. The character design sucks, the soundtrack is just a top 40 hits playlist on shuffle, the jokes are lazy, the animation is generic and lazy, and it wastes talented actors. Minions & Monsters is a lame movie but at least it has respect for art.

Illumination is genuinely the worst man.