A Matter of Loaf and Death

Too fast-paced. I could barely ever tell what was going on. Wallace was rarely ever not acting dumb and being thrown aside. The only thing going for this movie was the ridiculousness of Piella's schemes; they were pretty funny to laugh at.

Based things Wallace does in this movie:

1. When he hears that a bunch of bakers are getting murdered, his first response is that it is a good thing because now he has less competition.
2. He says that a fat woman is 'ballooning.'
3. He abandons a woman to get 'back to the grind, as it were.'
4. When a woman insults him, he insults her by saying that he is not everyone's cup of tea.
5. He tells a woman that she is too fat to be on a hot air balloon. She ignores him and she proceeds to fall into a pit of crocodiles and get eaten alive.